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09-12-2014, 05:26 AM
RE: if you're an atheist, ask me all your questions post
(09-12-2014 04:50 AM)Miss Suzanne Wrote:  1 If god is almighty and can do anything, can he lick his own elbow without cheating?
Of course He can. He's flexible.

(09-12-2014 04:50 AM)Miss Suzanne Wrote:  3 why is it okay to eat shrimps and bacon?
The prohibitions against eating shrimp and pork were health laws. Shrimp had to be shipped long distances and would spoil. Pigs carry parasites. Once we discovered refrigeration and drugs it was ok to eat shrimp and pork.

(09-12-2014 04:50 AM)Miss Suzanne Wrote:  5 Did god allow Adam to name dogs "dog," knowing "dog" is "god" backwards? Does this then imply that dogs have some sort of spiritual or magically superiority to us?
Only in English is "dog" "god" spelled backwards. In any case it's a "dog", not a "doG".

(09-12-2014 04:50 AM)Miss Suzanne Wrote:  6, last I swear Where's heaven located?
I don't know, but Hell is in Michigan.

http://gotohellmi.com/

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09-12-2014, 05:33 AM
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For the OP:

Question #1. Is the Bible to be interpreted literally? Or are certain parts like the creation account, the garden of Eden, the flood, etc. simply parables meant to teach a lesson?

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09-12-2014, 05:39 AM
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How high is his gods killstreak? Is he MLG? If he is, is he sponsored by doritos or mountain dew?

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09-12-2014, 05:47 AM
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(09-12-2014 05:39 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  How high is his gods killstreak? Is he MLG? If he is, is he sponsored by doritos or mountain dew?

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09-12-2014, 05:55 AM
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How about:
When are you going to grow the fuck up and stop believing in magic?

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09-12-2014, 06:40 AM
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I ask my question by way of Sagan




Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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09-12-2014, 06:41 AM
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(09-12-2014 05:39 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Is he MLG?

...

I think God has thrown enough tantrums in his book to qualify for average MGL...


Any, thought of some (probably totally unoriginal) questions:

What religion do you accept?

How to you justify your belief in your religion?

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09-12-2014, 06:45 AM
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Do you think your faith is rational or irrational ?
If it's rational, what EXACTLY would it take for you to stop believing in the absent invisible thing you call gawd ?

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09-12-2014, 07:41 AM
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What is the neurological difference between your faith and a mental illness?
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09-12-2014, 07:45 AM
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Are you able to believe the message of love and kindness without the fable behind it?
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