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24-03-2014, 05:34 AM
iust a ioke
Just a joke I thought up.

Tonight on the Salt and Light TV network. Catholic homeschooling families: vagina or clown car?

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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24-03-2014, 05:37 AM
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I like the joke. Fix your title babycakes Thumbsup lol

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24-03-2014, 05:43 AM
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OK, I'm slightly embarrassed to ask but ... nope, I don't get the joke. Please explain.

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24-03-2014, 06:39 AM
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(24-03-2014 05:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  OK, I'm slightly embarrassed to ask but ... nope, I don't get the joke. Please explain.

Just complete silliness. DOn't think it too hard.

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24-03-2014, 06:44 AM
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(24-03-2014 05:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  OK, I'm slightly embarrassed to ask but ... nope, I don't get the joke. Please explain.

Conservative Catholic women can't use birth control and have a lot of children.

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24-03-2014, 06:50 AM
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A friend of my mother has like 13 or so kids, actually very depressing when the one that is around my age spent most of his childhood dealing with his mother's litter and not his own childhood. I don't blame him for using weed and acting out.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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24-03-2014, 08:46 AM
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I'm sorry....I need more explanation than catholic people have a lot of children....I still don't get it.

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24-03-2014, 08:53 AM
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Ok, trying to understand here. Where does the vagina come in?

Somehow, I don't think this one is going to reel me in.

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24-03-2014, 08:54 AM
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(24-03-2014 05:34 AM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Just a joke I thought up.

Tonight on the Salt and Light TV network. Catholic homeschooling families: vagina or clown car?

You need to get out more. Weeping

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24-03-2014, 03:50 PM
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I came up with the joke after I heard that one of my friend's friends is in a family with 21 kids. It is really just based upon the fact that Catholics, especially the homeschoolers, have ridiculous numbers of kids. The area where I go to school is full of them. At this point I consider 7 kids to be a medium sized family.

Also the title was intentional. Latin class has got me in the habit of pronouncing the j soft.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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