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12-09-2012, 04:00 PM
jesus???? alien or vampiire
sorry i haven't been on. I've been busy but I had an idea{actual it was from a picture I saw but it was interesting.]

which one of the following does the Jesus legend have most income with.
1. zombies{raises from the dead}
2. vampires {converts followers
3. aliens{does things people can't explain and talks to a lord in the sky}

I got this idea when I saw a four circle pick one circle being Jesus in the middle and the other three comparing it to myths and legends.

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12-09-2012, 04:06 PM
RE: jesus???? alien or vampiire
D. All of the above

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12-09-2012, 04:14 PM
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roflao

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12-09-2012, 04:17 PM
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I'm pretty sure it was said that Jesus was a lich.

Yeah, here's the pic:

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12-09-2012, 04:22 PM
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He is actually a cocktail fusion of everything ever. The real question is who would win overall, him- or Chuck Norris?
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12-09-2012, 04:31 PM
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nice thanks for the answer

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12-09-2012, 08:03 PM
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Uhh... Do you not see it? He was an alien banned from his race for sucking the blood of his fellow... err.. aliens..... He was then killed and his corpse launched into space. He miraculously landed on earth and the atmosphere revived his body.

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12-09-2012, 08:14 PM
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Jesus Christ, LICH KING.
Come... followers... join me and be POWAFUUUUUUUL
Braaaaaaains
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12-09-2012, 09:00 PM
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I thought Jesus was just a stoned Hippie.

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12-09-2012, 09:31 PM
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Jesus was a liberal and god by extension is a Conservative... just look at thee political philosophies on war.{not that I would know I just heard.}

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