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26-03-2015, 05:36 AM (This post was last modified: 26-03-2015 10:51 AM by Ace.)
jesus finally shows himself..................................
as a cloud Facepalm






meanwhile millions get killed, raped, kidnapped, starve to death on a daily basis and this good for nothing almighty son of a ***** shows up as a ****ing cloud Censored


also dusty is right, it does look like a bowing 747 except his wings are too far back, another terrible design flaw (what a surprise)
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26-03-2015, 05:42 AM
RE: jesus appears
I've gotten an appearance from jesus in the sky too.





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26-03-2015, 05:42 AM
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Totally awesome video!

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el cielo por alas,
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26-03-2015, 07:00 AM
RE: jesus finally shows himself..................................
It looks like a jet fighter doing a nosedive.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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26-03-2015, 07:11 AM
RE: jesus finally shows himself..................................
(26-03-2015 07:00 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  It looks like a jet fighter doing a nosedive.
I thought so too.

You can lead a theist to reason, but, you cannot make him think.
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26-03-2015, 07:27 AM
RE: jesus finally shows himself..................................
Do I have to explain the optics here???

It's mist refraction -- the powerline pole to the left of the screen is coated in dew -- and the light source (the sun) is not quite visible to the left. The resulting redirection of light is hitting a bank of mist and showing up as seen. You can even see some dispersion between the bright source on the right and the power pole.....

Oh sure -- that's totally unfucking believable, huh???

Ok... It's the invisible man who lives in the sky, whipping out his tallywacker.....

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Shit for brains....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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26-03-2015, 07:43 AM
RE: jesus finally shows himself..................................
(26-03-2015 07:27 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Do I have to explain the optics here???

It's mist refraction -- the powerline pole to the left of the screen is coated in dew -- and the light source (the sun) is not quite visible to the left. The resulting redirection of light is hitting a bank of mist and showing up as seen. You can even see some dispersion between the bright source on the right and the power pole.....

Oh sure -- that's totally unfucking believable, huh???

Ok... It's the invisible man who lives in the sky, whipping out his tallywacker.....

....

Shit for brains....

that answers the shape of the damn thing, now all thats left is why idiots think its the magic man in the sky ?
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26-03-2015, 08:44 AM
RE: jesus finally shows himself..................................
Yeah, I could photoshop a pic and then videotape it too. With a little camera wiggle and zoom, it could almost looks live. Drinking Beverage

I am not accountable to any God. I am accountable to myself - and not because I think I am God as some theists would try to assert - but because, no matter what actions I take, thoughts I think, or words I utter, I have to be able to live with myself.
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26-03-2015, 10:48 AM
RE: jesus finally shows himself..................................
Does anyone ever notice this shit ramps up around Easter? Consider


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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26-03-2015, 12:11 PM
RE: jesus finally shows himself..................................
(26-03-2015 05:36 AM)Ace Wrote:  as a cloud Facepalm



Just one more miracle among many. Undecided
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