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12-06-2013, 06:29 AM
just a joke
What's the difference between a protestant atheist and a catholic atheist.

A protestant atheist says there is no god, a catholic atheist says there is no god and Mary is his mother.

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12-06-2013, 06:36 AM
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(12-06-2013 06:29 AM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  What's the difference between a protestant atheist and a catholic atheist.

A protestant atheist says there is no god, a catholic atheist says there is no god and Mary is his mother.

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I have the distinct feeling that I've heard this one before...

And what's the need for a thread about it? Isn't there a joke thread for this type of stuff?

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12-06-2013, 06:41 AM (This post was last modified: 12-06-2013 06:48 AM by Free Thought.)
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(12-06-2013 06:36 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(12-06-2013 06:29 AM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  What's the difference between a protestant atheist and a catholic atheist.

A protestant atheist says there is no god, a catholic atheist says there is no god and Mary is his mother.

Drinking Beverage

I have the distinct feeling that I've heard this one before...

And what's the need for a thread about it? Isn't there a joke thread for this type of stuff?

I don't think there is a thread for this kinda stuff.

But I did bet a reminiscent vibe to a joke told in God is Not Great (I think it's in that, anyway)... You know, that one that take place in Ireland "are you a protestant atheist or catholic atheist".. that one.

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12-06-2013, 06:45 AM
RE: just a joke
(12-06-2013 06:41 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(12-06-2013 06:36 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Drinking Beverage

I have the distinct feeling that I've heard this one before...

And what's the need for a thread about it? Isn't there a joke thread for this type of stuff?

I don't think there is a thread for this kinda stuff.

But I did bet a reminiscent vibe to a joke told in God is Not Great (I think it's in that, anyway)... You, that one that take place in Ireland "are you a protestant atheist or catholic atheist".. that one.
I knew about the God Is Not Great. I was being passive-agressive on the fact that this joke wasn't new.

I was pretty sure there was a bad joke thread around here....

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12-06-2013, 07:36 AM
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I like your joke but many Catholics say that Jesus is the son of god , therefore Jesus is not the creator (Trinity).
But many Catholics say that Jesus is the eternal.
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