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02-08-2013, 08:26 AM
lawls... I'm an awesome father.
So, I'm sure most of y'all remember last week when I killed the copperhead that my son almost stepped on, right? I made sure he knew how dangerous those types of snakes are and to never touch one.

Anyway, I was at Wal-Mart last night and happened by the toy aisle. I found a bunch of plastic snakes that looked eerily similar to the copperhead.

I sneaked into his room last night and lined them all around his bed by his head, so that when he woke up, he would see them.

Sure... enough... about 6AM I hear, "DADDY DADDY DADDY" and crying.

I'm cracking up to myself, but I run in there and show him that they are only toys and I got them for him to play with. He loves them now and hasn't put them down. He's on a snake/dinosaur kick right now.

...the horrible way I amuse myself... I know... I know...

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02-08-2013, 08:27 AM
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Jesus hates you.

I on the other hand approve of your parental skills.
Though personally I would have used real snakes.

I think an Indian taipan would have resulted in the most amusement, but each to their own.

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02-08-2013, 08:42 AM
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Sick bastard!

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02-08-2013, 08:51 AM
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(02-08-2013 08:42 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Sick bastard!

Which one? Blink

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02-08-2013, 09:10 AM
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(02-08-2013 08:51 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(02-08-2013 08:42 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Sick bastard!

Which one? Blink

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02-08-2013, 10:33 AM
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!!!

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03-08-2013, 08:55 PM
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KC, that was a fucking creepazoid thing to do! He's your offspring, not your kid brother!

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03-08-2013, 09:22 PM
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KC...don't worry so much about his college fund...you need to start a future therapy fund.

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude.

Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.
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04-08-2013, 02:59 AM
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You're an asshole. Tongue

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04-08-2013, 06:36 AM
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