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04-08-2013, 06:49 PM
RE: lawls... I'm an awesome father.
Why kill a snake just to teach your son that they should be avoided? I find that a bit harsh...Anyways, I still commence you for scaring the poop out of your son. Smile
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04-08-2013, 08:40 PM
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Good job KC! I'm proud of you.


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04-08-2013, 08:51 PM
RE: lawls... I'm an awesome father.
(04-08-2013 06:49 PM)T3hhippie Wrote:  Why kill a snake just to teach your son that they should be avoided? I find that a bit harsh...Anyways, I still commence you for scaring the poop out of your son. Smile

They're a pit viper type that freezes rather than moving away from unsuitable prey. Most bites happen because people don't see them, move too close or step on them. They're highly venomous especially of course to kids. KC's son didn't see the snake and didn't understand it was dangerous.



They're not endangered in fact quite the opposite -- there's enough of them that they're not considered a concern.


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04-08-2013, 08:54 PM
RE: lawls... I'm an awesome father.
Why kill the snake? Other option...four year old jumping out of the car onto it...immediate safety of child comes before nature lesson.

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04-08-2013, 11:19 PM
RE: lawls... I'm an awesome father.
(02-08-2013 08:27 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Jesus hates you.

I on the other hand approve of your parental skills.
Though personally I would have used real snakes.

I think an Indian taipan would have resulted in the most amusement, but each to their own.

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04-08-2013, 11:20 PM
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(04-08-2013 11:19 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  The day Muffs becomes a father... No

Erm, how?

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05-08-2013, 03:07 AM
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(04-08-2013 11:20 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(04-08-2013 11:19 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  The day Muffs becomes a father... No

Erm, how?

Ever seen Hellboy?

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05-08-2013, 03:23 AM
RE: lawls... I'm an awesome father.
(04-08-2013 11:19 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(02-08-2013 08:27 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Jesus hates you.

I on the other hand approve of your parental skills.
Though personally I would have used real snakes.

I think an Indian taipan would have resulted in the most amusement, but each to their own.

The day Muffs becomes a father... No

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05-08-2013, 04:11 AM
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(02-08-2013 08:26 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  So, I'm sure most of y'all remember last week when I killed the copperhead that my son almost stepped on, right? I made sure he knew how dangerous those types of snakes are and to never touch one.

Anyway, I was at Wal-Mart last night and happened by the toy aisle. I found a bunch of plastic snakes that looked eerily similar to the copperhead.

I sneaked into his room last night and lined them all around his bed by his head, so that when he woke up, he would see them.

Sure... enough... about 6AM I hear, "DADDY DADDY DADDY" and crying.

I'm cracking up to myself, but I run in there and show him that they are only toys and I got them for him to play with. He loves them now and hasn't put them down. He's on a snake/dinosaur kick right now.

...the horrible way I amuse myself... I know... I know...
I don't see any problem here.Thumbsup
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05-08-2013, 04:21 AM
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(02-08-2013 08:26 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  So, I'm sure most of y'all remember last week when I killed the copperhead that my son almost stepped on, right? I made sure he knew how dangerous those types of snakes are and to never touch one.

Anyway, I was at Wal-Mart last night and happened by the toy aisle. I found a bunch of plastic snakes that looked eerily similar to the copperhead.

I sneaked into his room last night and lined them all around his bed by his head, so that when he woke up, he would see them.

Sure... enough... about 6AM I hear, "DADDY DADDY DADDY" and crying.

I'm cracking up to myself, but I run in there and show him that they are only toys and I got them for him to play with. He loves them now and hasn't put them down. He's on a snake/dinosaur kick right now.

...the horrible way I amuse myself... I know... I know...
as a woman whose very much a kid at heart u r a meany-head!
Don't scare kids that way.
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