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26-05-2015, 11:26 AM
RE: literally shaking
And always be careful from whom you take advice

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26-05-2015, 10:44 PM
RE: literally shaking
(25-05-2015 11:44 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 11:23 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Yawn! C'mon if I'm going to confession I at least want to keep the priest awake.

That lust shit is deadly man! Big Grin

Actually I suppose the impure thoughts could be quite entertaining. I mean, where would I even find that much yogurt!

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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26-05-2015, 10:50 PM
RE: literally shaking
(26-05-2015 10:44 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 11:44 PM)pablo Wrote:  That lust shit is deadly man! Big Grin

Actually I suppose the impure thoughts could be quite entertaining. I mean, where would I even find that much yogurt!

Consider I don't understand...


Is this a sex reference that just went over my head? Huh

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26-05-2015, 11:07 PM
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(26-05-2015 10:50 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(26-05-2015 10:44 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Actually I suppose the impure thoughts could be quite entertaining. I mean, where would I even find that much yogurt!

Consider I don't understand...


Is this a sex reference that just went over my head? Huh

That's what I thought.
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26-05-2015, 11:13 PM
RE: literally shaking
(25-05-2015 09:18 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Unrequited love sucks, dude. Hug

My version of Def Leopard "Love Hurts" self pity

Sooooo not Def Leopard. Older than that...try Nazareth.





But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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26-05-2015, 11:35 PM
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(26-05-2015 11:13 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 09:18 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Unrequited love sucks, dude. Hug

My version of Def Leopard "Love Hurts" self pity

Sooooo not Def Leopard. Older than that...try Nazareth.




Whoops.

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26-05-2015, 11:37 PM
RE: literally shaking
(26-05-2015 11:07 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(26-05-2015 10:50 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Consider I don't understand...


Is this a sex reference that just went over my head? Huh

That's what I thought.

It was a joke about having crazy and weird fantasies.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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27-05-2015, 01:32 AM
RE: literally shaking
(26-05-2015 11:37 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  
(26-05-2015 11:07 PM)pablo Wrote:  That's what I thought.

It was a joke about having crazy and weird fantasies.

Next time swing for the fences "Where would we even find 2 chickens some jumper cables and a case of motor oil at this hour?"

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27-05-2015, 01:46 AM
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(27-05-2015 01:32 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(26-05-2015 11:37 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  It was a joke about having crazy and weird fantasies.

Next time swing for the fences "Where would we even find 2 chickens some jumper cables and a case of motor oil at this hour?"

I realised I could have gone with something more extreme but I decided to stick with the yogurt. So creamy and smooth and naughty.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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27-05-2015, 01:48 AM
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(27-05-2015 01:32 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(26-05-2015 11:37 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  It was a joke about having crazy and weird fantasies.

Next time swing for the fences "Where would we even find 2 chickens some jumper cables and a case of motor oil at this hour?"

Ya but I was talking about fantasies not last Thursday.

Yes I know I did two jokes for the same quite. Bite me.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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