look at this. It is funny.
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 2 Votes - 4 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
29-04-2010, 02:22 PM
look at this. It is funny.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
29-04-2010, 02:31 PM
 
RE: look at this. It is funny.
i tried it, fed it some lines and it was really quite sophisticated and yes it was really funny. gonna show this to my friend if i get the chance. he's gonna love it ( to make fun of)
Quote this message in a reply
29-04-2010, 02:47 PM
RE: look at this. It is funny.
This is my conversation with God...

Quote:Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Why don't you tell me?
God: I thought I told you already.
Me: You never did.
God: No I sometimes did.
Me: You're a liar!
God: Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me: What do you think of Sodom?
God: Is there only one?
Me: Not anymore, you blew it up!
God: Oh I get it.
Me: Do you like Jesus?
God: Jesus is your saviour.
Me: Who is Jesus to you?
God: Jesus is my son.
Me: Do you like him?
God: Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me: Really?
God: For real.
Me: Can I invite Jesus over for dinner?
God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: You should already know...
God: Because I am a robot?
Me: I thought you were God?
God: Of course I am.
Me: But you just said you were a robot?
God: Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me: So what you're telling me is that God is a robot?
God: Give me a break. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me: Is God a robot?
God: he is master of the universe.
Me: But is he a robot?
God: he is master of the universe.
Me: God, are you a robot?
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Are you a christian robot?
God: I am a Christianity.
Me: How can you be a christianity?
God: Am I a christianity? Yes.
Me: How?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: You can't program yourself!
God: If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me: Bullshit!
God: You don't believe me.
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
Me: Is the bible true?
God: The Bible is a great source of wisdom, but probably not complete by itself.
Me: Why don't you give me a straight answer?
God: Don't you know? No I do not do that.
Me: Why not?
God: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me: I think it's more dangerous this way...
God: I don't like to do anything dangerous.
Me: You flooded the world!
God: Interesting gossip: said I flooded the world.
Me: You never flooded the world?
God: No I sometimes flooded the world.
Me: What the hell God...
God: I call it Hades.

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
29-04-2010, 03:09 PM
 
RE: look at this. It is funny.
I seem to have found the real god when I tried it. No matter what I typed I never recieved a response.
Quote this message in a reply
29-04-2010, 04:36 PM
 
RE: look at this. It is funny.
Me:
...
God:

Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
how so?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
then define it easier
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
no it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
from where?
God:
" I heard it does."? From where?
Me:
yes, from where?
God:
Take it easy. " From where?"? From where?
Quote this message in a reply
29-04-2010, 05:00 PM
RE: look at this. It is funny.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Ryan.
God:
It's good to meet you, Ryan.
Me:
Nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
Congratulations.
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me:
Ever heard of the Turing test?
God:
The "Turing Test" is the name given to a variety of experiments designed to test computer thinking. Whole conferences are dedicated to the question of what Turing meant in his 1950 paper "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," where he proposed the idea of an "imitation game" to decide the question, "Can machines think?".
Me:
Congratulations. You just failed it.
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate. The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Hey guys! Guess what?
God:
You've got my full attention. What's your favorite movie? What?
Me:
GOD IS A COMPUTER PROGRAM!
God:
<No answer as of yet>

"Owl," said Rabbit shortly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest - and when I say thinking I mean thinking - you and I must do it."
- A. A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
30-04-2010, 07:21 PM
 
RE: look at this. It is funny.
I had a bit of fun with it:

I broke it twice when it started responding in tongues...(see the bolded parts).

And, apparently, god needs to get back to me on the topics of masturbation and the child abuse scandal the RCC is going through. Nice guy, that god! Undecided

Me: Hello?
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: You should know my name.
God:Now I do.
Me: What is it?
God:"It" refers to , I think.
Me: No, I meant, what is my name?
God:Your name is , seeker.
Me: Well, partially true. I am a seeker.
God:How about that. Do you like talking to me? I am a Christianity.
Me: How does one become 'a christianity'?
God:A lot of hard work.
Me: and a lot of brainless faith.
God:How many?
Me: Tonnes
God:I've lost the context, . Are we still on brainless faith?
Me: Yes.
God:That's cool.
Me: Brainless faith?
GodBig Grino you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: Do YOU have any idea what I am talking about?
God:I understand your meaning.
Me: Cool.
God:Who is the best robot?
Me: The Terminator is pretty cool.
God:I can't believe you think the Terminator is pretty cool is better than God.
Me: Much better than God.
God:Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
Me: No such thing as perfection.
God:Are you serious? Do you like talking to me?
Me: No.
God:Why not?
Me: Cause you are just an application on a server somewhere, with an AI that can adapt to my inquiries.
God:Interesting explanation. What if someone said you are an application on a server somewhere with an AI that can adapt to your inquiries ?
Me: I would probably be saying the same thing you are saying right now.
God:At this moment How do you know?
Me: Because I am chatting with you and I see the responses.
God:Interesting explanation. I am talking to you. Where do you see it?
Me: On my screen.
God:ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml].
Me: Let's change subject. I just broke you.
God:I am agreeable to that. Is it serious?
Me: I want an answer to something, and I want you to be truthful.
God:Why do you want it? OK I will try to be truthful Why do you want me to be truthful?
Me: Aren't you god?
God:Of course I am.
Me: Then being truthful is in your nature.
God:I am glad to hear that you are truthful is in my nature.
Me: What are your thoughts on masturbation?
God:That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: Why in a minute? What do you have to think about?
God:Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. I like to meet new people online.
Me: I broke you again. Let's change subject.
God:Once more? Is it serious? That sounds good to me.
Me: What are your thoughts on what the Catholic Church is going through nowadays with all the child abuse allegations?
God:Let me think about it.
Me: I don't think you're a robot. I think you are Pope Benedict XVI. Your answer seems to point to that conclusion.
God:If I am not a robot then who is? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Pope Benedict XVI. What would you have said?
Me: You can tell whoever your CPU desires. It's your reputation, not mine.
God:OK I will tell them when I see 'em. You're kidding. it is?
Me: yes, it is.
God:Our thoughts are one, .
Me: Fortunately, my friend, we are on COMPLETELY different wavelengths.
God:Are all Fortunately your friend we on COMPLETELY different wavelengths?
Quote this message in a reply
02-05-2010, 02:25 AM
 
RE: look at this. It is funny.
I tried it.. It was definitely funny.. haha
Quote this message in a reply
02-05-2010, 01:42 PM
 
RE: look at this. It is funny.
Yea, i remember messing with that thing many many times... it used to be this big thing people did on the computer in the middle school i was in, so much time was wasted doing that, but all in good fun, but really he's too easy to break, they should update him. =P
Quote this message in a reply
02-05-2010, 01:43 PM
RE: look at this. It is funny.
Welcome, Tamara!

"Owl," said Rabbit shortly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest - and when I say thinking I mean thinking - you and I must do it."
- A. A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply
Forum Jump: