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23-05-2014, 09:18 PM
RE: lunatic licence plates
(23-05-2014 08:18 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(23-05-2014 08:12 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  no


because they are cocks.

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Should I trade my BMW in? Maybe get a Panzerkampfwagen? Consider

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Very safe vehicle in a collision... difficult to vandalize too.

But... Can be juicy.

My dad wanted to buy an old Scorpion light tank once... just for the hell of it... Until he realized it would cost about 800 quid a week in diesel.

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23-05-2014, 09:24 PM
RE: lunatic licence plates
(23-05-2014 08:12 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  
(23-05-2014 08:06 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Why? Because they worked hard their whole life and saved frugally and were eventually able to buy a nice car?
Because they went to college and didn't get a philosophy degree but something actually useful and managed to save their cash and buy a nice car?
Because they're some teenage middle class girl who brought a 6th hand old bmw off a car trading website?
Because you're jealous you don't drive a bmw?

Why should people with money not spent it?
Because it makes you feel uncomfortable about your financial situation in relation to theirs?
That's your issue, not theirs.

no


because they are cocks.

Its true... BMW drivers are cocks.

And before anyone accuses me of making a sweeping generalization... No, they are ALL cocks.

Audi drivers can be irritating pricks too. With a plastic tusk in his ear talking about "ball park figures" and saying "let me just run this one by you".

Wankers.

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23-05-2014, 09:39 PM
RE: lunatic licence plates
(23-05-2014 07:47 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  I always hated people who use such plates.

Whats the point????

Oh and all people who drive BMW`s should be forced to have plates that say "Cock"

But.. What would be the point?
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24-05-2014, 04:17 AM
RE: lunatic licence plates
(23-05-2014 09:39 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  
(23-05-2014 07:47 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  I always hated people who use such plates.

Whats the point????

Oh and all people who drive BMW`s should be forced to have plates that say "Cock"

But.. What would be the point?
It would be funny, for one.
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24-05-2014, 04:21 AM
RE: lunatic licence plates
I haven't noticed many religion based plates, but the vanity plates of some fuckers - "PLAYA1", or "Hottgrl", I wish those people to be slain.
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24-05-2014, 07:46 AM
RE: lunatic licence plates
Actually its; Whats the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche...... the porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Blush

Sorry for the derail..... carry on. Big Grin

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24-05-2014, 07:50 AM
RE: lunatic licence plates
(24-05-2014 07:46 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Actually its; Whats the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche...... the porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Blush

Sorry for the derail..... carry on. Big Grin

Always wanted a Porsche. One day perhaps. And folks could call me a prick all they want. I probably won't hear them from inside my Porsche.
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24-05-2014, 07:52 AM
RE: lunatic licence plates
(24-05-2014 07:50 AM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  
(24-05-2014 07:46 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Actually its; Whats the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche...... the porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Blush

Sorry for the derail..... carry on. Big Grin

Always wanted a Porsche. One day perhaps. And folks could call me a prick all they want. I probably won't hear them from inside my Porsche.

Seeee, you're already turning into a prick, its always good to get a head start. Tongue

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24-05-2014, 08:45 AM (This post was last modified: 24-05-2014 08:50 AM by Drunkin Druid.)
RE: lunatic licence plates
(24-05-2014 07:52 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(24-05-2014 07:50 AM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  Always wanted a Porsche. One day perhaps. And folks could call me a prick all they want. I probably won't hear them from inside my Porsche.

Seeee, you're already turning into a prick, its always good to get a head start. Tongue
Naw. I'm long past prick level. I ride a bike that's obnoxiously loud.
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24-05-2014, 09:29 AM
RE: lunatic licence plates
I recently added this to my various other stickers on my car.

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My other option was to carry a small screwdriver to pop Jebus fishes off of other cars - not too hip on getting arrested though.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF

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