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making analogies.
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23-12-2012, 01:34 AM
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making analogies.
I came up with this one and was interested in seeing what others can come up with. Should be good for laughs.
Heaven is to theists as the rabbit farm is to Lenny. Reference "Of Mice and Men" by John Steinbeck |
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23-12-2012, 02:40 AM
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RE: making analogies.
Is my post too mean, or does nobody know how to play?
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23-12-2012, 02:41 AM
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RE: making analogies.
I do love my analogies. In fact I tend to get pretty annoying with them because of overuse. lol
Unfortunately, I need context in order to come up with one. Can't just do it on the spot for ya. Through profound pain comes profound knowledge. Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto! Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor! |
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23-12-2012, 03:08 AM
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RE: making analogies.
Making analogies is like masturbating.
It seems like great fun to you, but nobody else really cares. (except God) "Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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23-12-2012, 10:23 AM
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making analogies.
Masturbating is like religion.
It seems like a good idea at the start, but it soon turns messy and you have to find something to wipe with. Is that one? "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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23-12-2012, 12:27 PM
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RE: making analogies.
(23-12-2012 10:23 AM)Erxomai Wrote: Masturbating is like religion.It seems fun at the time, but it should be done at home, by yourself, and you shouldn't tell everyone when you're doing it The secret to a happy life is lowering your expectations to the point where they are already met |
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23-12-2012, 12:38 PM
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making analogies.
(23-12-2012 12:27 PM)PeterKA Wrote:(23-12-2012 10:23 AM)Erxomai Wrote: Masturbating is like religion.It seems fun at the time, but it should be done at home, by yourself, and you shouldn't tell everyone when you're doing it True, although sometimes in the car or bathroom at work isn't such a terrible transgression. "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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23-12-2012, 01:25 PM
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RE: making analogies.
(23-12-2012 12:38 PM)Erxomai Wrote:At work ? Really rev ? Keep that shit in church where it belongs.(23-12-2012 12:27 PM)PeterKA Wrote: It seems fun at the time, but it should be done at home, by yourself, and you shouldn't tell everyone when you're doing it |
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23-12-2012, 02:54 PM
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RE: making analogies.
Whew! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's taken a wank at work.
Through profound pain comes profound knowledge. Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto! Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor! |
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23-12-2012, 03:26 PM
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making analogies.
(23-12-2012 02:54 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: Whew! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's taken a wank at work. I never said I did, ya sick perv! "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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