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23-12-2012, 01:34 AM
making analogies.
I came up with this one and was interested in seeing what others can come up with. Should be good for laughs.

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23-12-2012, 02:40 AM
RE: making analogies.
Is my post too mean, or does nobody know how to play?
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23-12-2012, 02:41 AM
RE: making analogies.
I do love my analogies. In fact I tend to get pretty annoying with them because of overuse. lol

Unfortunately, I need context in order to come up with one. Can't just do it on the spot for ya.

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23-12-2012, 03:08 AM
RE: making analogies.
Making analogies is like masturbating.

It seems like great fun to you, but nobody else really cares.

(except God)

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23-12-2012, 10:23 AM
making analogies.
Masturbating is like religion.

It seems like a good idea at the start, but it soon turns messy and you have to find something to wipe with.




Is that one?

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23-12-2012, 12:27 PM
RE: making analogies.
(23-12-2012 10:23 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Masturbating is like religion.

It seems like a good idea at the start, but it soon turns messy and you have to find something to wipe with.




Is that one?
It seems fun at the time, but it should be done at home, by yourself, and you shouldn't tell everyone when you're doing it

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23-12-2012, 12:38 PM
making analogies.
(23-12-2012 12:27 PM)PeterKA Wrote:  
(23-12-2012 10:23 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Masturbating is like religion.

It seems like a good idea at the start, but it soon turns messy and you have to find something to wipe with.




Is that one?
It seems fun at the time, but it should be done at home, by yourself, and you shouldn't tell everyone when you're doing it

True, although sometimes in the car or bathroom at work isn't such a terrible transgression.

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23-12-2012, 01:25 PM
RE: making analogies.
(23-12-2012 12:38 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(23-12-2012 12:27 PM)PeterKA Wrote:  It seems fun at the time, but it should be done at home, by yourself, and you shouldn't tell everyone when you're doing it

True, although sometimes in the car or bathroom at work isn't such a terrible transgression.
At work ? Really rev ? Keep that shit in church where it belongs.
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23-12-2012, 02:54 PM
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Whew! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's taken a wank at work.

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23-12-2012, 03:26 PM
making analogies.
(23-12-2012 02:54 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Whew! Glad to know I'm not the only one who's taken a wank at work.

I never said I did, ya sick perv!

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