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18-03-2015, 10:35 PM
officially did the gayest thing ive ever done
Well I just did the gayest thing I've ever done. It was my roomate Marc's birthday so I layed in my bunk naked with a green (yesterday was st paddy's day afterall) bow on my dong as a present. Just wondering if any of the straight people here can beat that.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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18-03-2015, 10:39 PM
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Straight people? Fuck that. I've never done something that gay and I'm NOT straight.

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18-03-2015, 10:40 PM
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(18-03-2015 10:39 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Straight people? Fuck that. I've never done something that gay and I'm NOT straight.

I have out gayed the gays! Haha

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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18-03-2015, 11:08 PM
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[Image: HurrjOo.jpg]

Huh.

See, kids, this is what sexual repression gets you.

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18-03-2015, 11:19 PM
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(18-03-2015 11:08 PM)Nurse Wrote:  ...
See, kids, this is what sexual repression gets you.

Sexual experiment gets you further. Say no more.

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19-03-2015, 12:20 AM
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(18-03-2015 11:19 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(18-03-2015 11:08 PM)Nurse Wrote:  ...
See, kids, this is what sexual repression gets you.

Sexual experiment gets you further. Say no more.

Sleepy

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19-03-2015, 12:34 AM
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Yip, you certainly out gayed this gay too.
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19-03-2015, 12:40 AM
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(18-03-2015 10:40 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  
(18-03-2015 10:39 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Straight people? Fuck that. I've never done something that gay and I'm NOT straight.

I have out gayed the gays! Haha

No, it's pretty clear you are gay. At least it is clear to everyone but you. Yes
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19-03-2015, 01:16 AM
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(18-03-2015 10:35 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Well I just did the gayest thing I've ever done. It was my roomate Marc's birthday so I layed in my bunk naked with a green (yesterday was st paddy's day afterall) bow on my dong as a present. Just wondering if any of the straight people here can beat that.

OK that was gay. If I did it, it would be "gay". Either way...make him/her work for it.

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19-03-2015, 01:20 AM
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(18-03-2015 11:08 PM)Nurse Wrote:  [Image: HurrjOo.jpg]

Huh.

See, kids, this is what sexual repression gets you.

Love the Supernatural ref.

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