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19-03-2015, 05:31 PM
RE: officially did the gayest thing ive ever done
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19-03-2015, 05:33 PM
RE: officially did the gayest thing ive ever done
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19-03-2015, 05:36 PM
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(18-03-2015 10:35 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Well I just did the gayest thing I've ever done. It was my roomate Marc's birthday so I layed in my bunk naked with a green (yesterday was st paddy's day afterall) bow on my dong as a present. Just wondering if any of the straight people here can beat that.

So, your sexless college is good with bows on the dicks of naked guys for the benefit of other guys.

Seems legit.

Now, I think you are just full of shit on multiple levels.

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19-03-2015, 08:51 PM
RE: officially did the gayest thing ive ever done
This thread is gay. (not a complaint, just an observation) Drinking Beverage
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19-03-2015, 09:00 PM
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(18-03-2015 10:35 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Well I just did the gayest thing I've ever done. It was my roomate Marc's birthday so I layed in my bunk naked with a green (yesterday was st paddy's day afterall) bow on my dong as a present. Just wondering if any of the straight people here can beat that.

Your gay boy college will get outed one of these days. Facepalm
Straight. My ass.
Did you have a "spiritual experience" when he undid the bow ?

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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19-03-2015, 10:47 PM
RE: officially did the gayest thing ive ever done
(19-03-2015 04:07 AM)yakherder Wrote:  As a side story, while we're on the subject of gayness and I'm reminiscing about my time in Japan... There was this hot lesbian Air Force girl who would let guys sleep with her, but only if they first let her fuck them with a strap on and tell everyone about it. Quite a few took her up on it, I managed to avoid the temptation :/

wow a scenario I'd never thought of. What a dilemma. Maybe if I had enough to drink and it was really small for about 30 seconds. Probably.
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20-03-2015, 12:51 AM
RE: officially did the gayest thing ive ever done
(19-03-2015 09:00 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(18-03-2015 10:35 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Well I just did the gayest thing I've ever done. It was my roomate Marc's birthday so I layed in my bunk naked with a green (yesterday was st paddy's day afterall) bow on my dong as a present. Just wondering if any of the straight people here can beat that.

Your gay boy college will get outed one of these days. Facepalm
Straight. My ass.
Did you have a "spiritual experience" when he undid the bow ?

I doubt the gay will last beyond my time here. It wasn't really there in my first year. Then I was in a house with a guy who also went to an all guys school. And so me and him brought got the rest of the house doing gay shit. And now my current roomate had been known as the gayest straight man in musical theater. But once were gone I don't think there is really anyone who will keep up the gayness.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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20-03-2015, 12:56 AM
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(19-03-2015 05:36 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(18-03-2015 10:35 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Well I just did the gayest thing I've ever done. It was my roomate Marc's birthday so I layed in my bunk naked with a green (yesterday was st paddy's day afterall) bow on my dong as a present. Just wondering if any of the straight people here can beat that.

So, your sexless college is good with bows on the dicks of naked guys for the benefit of other guys.

Seems legit.

Now, I think you are just full of shit on multiple levels.

Welcome to my life. Seriously it is such a pain in the ass to describe the cultures of the past two schools I've been at that, unless you have experienced it, I tend not to bother trying to describe it.

In general you can trust what I say. While I may be wrong, I never purposefully tell a lie (or at least I can't remember the last lie I told)

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
- my friend Marc
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20-03-2015, 01:35 AM
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(20-03-2015 12:56 AM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  In general you can trust what I say. While I may be wrong, I never purposefully tell a lie (or at least I can't remember the last lie I told)

Rolleyes Trust you? You're ignoring the "I am sincerely deluded" stamp that someone's conveniently put on your forehead. I'll trust you as far as I can throw you.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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20-03-2015, 04:41 AM
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Fucking queers! There might have been those few times when I was a TEENAGER! . . . And the stuff from cragislist. And a couple of dozen porn videos! And I might have my pants down , now, thinking about it! But God will kick the shit out of me!
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