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01-07-2015, 04:53 AM
oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
Yep the jupiter thing that happened last night people are posting on Facebook of how Jesus is coming back and its the end times blah blah blah shit. Ugh will it ever end
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01-07-2015, 04:58 AM
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
See how it is a death cult.

Ask them if they will give up their faith if in fact he never shows up.




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01-07-2015, 05:36 AM
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
I saw that last night - and correctly pointed it out to my SO.

She wasn't impressed....."Big deal - they're gonna get visually close to one another ever so often..... Call me when they actually run into each other"....


I guess she's got a point....

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01-07-2015, 06:10 AM
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
So Zeus and Aphrodite are banging and giving birth to Jesus 2?

"Allow there to be a spectrum in all that you see" - Neil Degrasse Tyson
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01-07-2015, 09:37 AM
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
(01-07-2015 06:10 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  So Zeus and Aphrodite are banging and giving birth to Jesus 2?

If I am nor mistaken, Aphrodite is the only thing that Zeus DIDN'T banged or at least tried to. Maybe it's linked to the fact she was born from his father penis and brine.
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01-07-2015, 09:40 AM
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
If only it wasn't a scientifically predictable phenomenon.

Always ruining our woo
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01-07-2015, 09:51 AM (This post was last modified: 01-07-2015 04:19 PM by CleverUsername.)
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
2015 and we're still making a big deal whenever we see something bright and shiny that seems kind of weird and requires a the tiniest bit of effort to understand. Facepalm

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01-07-2015, 04:18 PM
oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
My ferret was less impressed with shiny objects than most Christians.
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01-07-2015, 05:14 PM
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
I'm pretty sure astronomers saw this event coming way before Christians did. Just sayin'

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01-07-2015, 06:15 PM
RE: oh great my fscebook is lighting up with the 'star of Bethlehem'
(01-07-2015 05:14 PM)cactus Wrote:  I'm pretty sure astronomers saw this event coming way before Christians did. Just sayin'

I'm pretty sure that some religitard will find a bible verse written waaaaaaaay before your astronomers that says it proves Jeezus doesn't like gay marriage.

Checkmate, atheists.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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