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20-09-2017, 09:29 PM
pitch the wworst movie ever
I swear there needs to be a parody movie starring Morgan Freeman and Jim Carry about river boat police called row boat cop..... what do you think.. would it work. ether way I want you to pitch the worst movie but make the movie pitch funny.

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20-09-2017, 10:14 PM
RE: pitch the worst movie ever
I would make an antisemitic pogrom of a movie about a mythical magic man from the middle east who invented the dinner table and eventually gets his ass kicked so badly that these guys pin him to some lumber. I would make it the most gory film ever and 95% of the movie would comprise of just beating the ever living shit out of the star.



Wait.......does this movie already exist?

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21-09-2017, 03:16 AM
RE: pitch the wworst movie ever
They already made it.

Called: "Bridesmaids"

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21-09-2017, 03:41 AM
RE: pitch the wworst movie ever
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"

Starring Tom Hanks as former Captain Ben Dover, who opens a Brazilian waxing salon for war veterans.

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21-09-2017, 04:00 AM
RE: pitch the wworst movie ever
It already exists...





Review is hilarious, and almost justifies the existence of the raging dumpster fire of a film.

Also, it is most definitely NSFW.

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29-09-2017, 05:49 PM
RE: pitch the wworst movie ever
WHEELS OF TERROR!

A girl in a motorized wheelchair is stalked by a serial killer... in a motorized wheelchair.

Wheels of Terror!

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29-09-2017, 07:16 PM
RE: pitch the wworst movie ever
The Room:

Oh, the humanity.

This movie explores various ways of saying "Oh, hi Mark" in numerous deadened, emotionless, cringe worthy, acting styles. Every sentence spoken by Tommy Wiseau goes from one blundered, awkward, uncoordinated delivery to the next.

Case in point....





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29-09-2017, 07:51 PM
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Never saw the actual movie but with the James Franco stuff I've seen his movie about the movie, mainly this scene and how many takes it took. This is the first time seeing the real thing...lol thanks.




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29-09-2017, 08:53 PM
RE: pitch the wworst movie ever
(21-09-2017 03:16 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  They already made it.

Called: "Bridesmaids"

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29-09-2017, 08:57 PM
RE: pitch the wworst movie ever
A musical staring Kim Kardashian as a singing nanny for some Austrian children where they sing and screw some goats on a mountain top.

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