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17-09-2015, 10:24 PM
proving god with youtube 101
So... let's play a game where we validate our insane philosophy publicly through mental masturbation ...sound like fun?

I'll start.



You know where I went.

Wanna play? Pick a video. Pick, make a philosophy. Prove god. I was going to enter a contender I just learned. But in preparing my thoughts I thought not to lecture, but play. If anyone wants to play.

With the recent influx of ignorance i figured a victory parade might discourage future crusaders. Undecided
...and I'm stoned. Hobo

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17-09-2015, 10:29 PM
RE: proving god with youtube 101
(17-09-2015 10:24 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  So... let's play a game where we validate our insane philosophy publicly through mental masturbation ...sound like fun?

I'll start.



You know where I went.

Wanna play? Pick a video. Pick, make a philosophy. Prove god. I was going to enter a contender I just learned. But in preparing my thoughts I thought not to lecture, but play. If anyone wants to play.

With the recent influx of ignorance i figured a victory parade might discourage future crusaders. Undecided
...and I'm stoned. Hobo

Dude, the internet has porn.

Also, you need a hobby.

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17-09-2015, 10:33 PM
RE: proving god with youtube 101
(17-09-2015 10:29 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 10:24 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  So... let's play a game where we validate our insane philosophy publicly through mental masturbation ...sound like fun?

I'll start.



You know where I went.

Wanna play? Pick a video. Pick, make a philosophy. Prove god. I was going to enter a contender I just learned. But in preparing my thoughts I thought not to lecture, but play. If anyone wants to play.

With the recent influx of ignorance i figured a victory parade might discourage future crusaders. Undecided
...and I'm stoned. Hobo

Dude, the internet has porn.

Also, you need a hobby.

Tongue

Caller one? I'm sorry, you were disconnected. Laugh out load
It's not a right now kinda thing, it's strategic planning. And being a prophet on an atheist forum is a kick ass hobby. I'd be playing ARK but motherfuckers broke our server. And I had a story, which I was gonna post laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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17-09-2015, 10:42 PM
RE: proving god with youtube 101
This is the most legit argument I've ever heard. It sums up my philosophy to a T, and can't be disproved.




But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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17-09-2015, 10:45 PM
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(17-09-2015 10:33 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Caller one? I'm sorry, you were disconnected. Laugh out load
It's not a right now kinda thing, it's strategic planning. And being a prophet on an atheist forum is a kick ass hobby. I'd be playing ARK but motherfuckers broke our server. And I had a story, which I was gonna post laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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17-09-2015, 10:45 PM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2015 11:01 PM by cactus.)
RE: proving god with youtube 101
Incontrovertible proof that Yahweh exists:

Would Yahweh allow such cuteness to ensue between these two animals? NO! He would drown them, because they are fallen sinners! Notice how the animals are sitting in a wading pool, a wading pool that's intelligently designed to be the exact depth needed to drown these animals. Therefore Yahweh exists.



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17-09-2015, 11:24 PM
RE: proving god with youtube 101
(17-09-2015 10:45 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(17-09-2015 10:33 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Caller one? I'm sorry, you were disconnected. Laugh out load
It's not a right now kinda thing, it's strategic planning. And being a prophet on an atheist forum is a kick ass hobby. I'd be playing ARK but motherfuckers broke our server. And I had a story, which I was gonna post laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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17-09-2015, 11:30 PM
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God exists because how else could the human body move as it does? There had to be a creator. Just like a building needs a designer, so too, does the human body. Case in point: The ability to bend in all kinds of fucked up positions as is found in any yoga class. Clearly, God.




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17-09-2015, 11:34 PM
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Scrounged Bucky barking...

(17-09-2015 04:34 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  This is an atheist forum. I don't suffer fools. Anyone SO deluded who thinks their special shit doesn't stink (and they all think that) needs a lesson in reality. If I need any advice from Blowjob, I'll be sure and ask.
Now, fuck off Heywood.

The bible is false. Almost every word of it is a made up lie.





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17-09-2015, 11:53 PM
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Is this where I post all my favorite Josh Fuerstein videos? Evil_monster
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