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01-11-2013, 07:05 PM
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
Cunt, enemas, getting "back channeled"...this sexual frustration of yours ain't healthy.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day - Bill Watterson
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01-11-2013, 07:05 PM
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
I draw lines when people become so enraged they wish a horrible disease on others that could result in genital mutilation -- as in cancer of vulva.

I can certainly overlook your usage of the "c" word, but I can't overlook that as it was over-the-top rude and caustic.


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01-11-2013, 07:08 PM
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
(01-11-2013 07:03 PM)Cathym112 Wrote:  I dub me, queen of cuntdom.

Anyone want to be in my court? TheGulegon,
You can literally kiss my derrière all you what.
My cuntdom has serious benefits.

Do you bathe at least once every 6 months...
Screw it; don't matter. I'm in Bowing

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01-11-2013, 07:09 PM
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
(01-11-2013 07:02 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(01-11-2013 06:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  You forgot to mention to generously tip the wait staff Tongue

I did forget that! Please tell me where I heard that!! It was a comedian, or something? Help me, Moms!

I think it's from a movie? Maybe Woody Allen? No clue...will think on it.
Big Grin


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01-11-2013, 07:13 PM
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
(01-11-2013 06:52 PM)Chippy Wrote:  Your apology lacks even the semblance of sincerity.

Ok. That's cool and all, but, y'know, totally subjective...

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01-11-2013, 07:21 PM
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(01-11-2013 07:08 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I'm in Bowing

Tongue

Can't help it

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01-11-2013, 07:21 PM
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
(01-11-2013 07:08 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(01-11-2013 07:03 PM)Cathym112 Wrote:  I dub me, queen of cuntdom.

Anyone want to be in my court? TheGulegon,
You can literally kiss my derrière all you what.
My cuntdom has serious benefits.

Do you bathe at least once every 6 months...
Screw it; don't matter. I'm in Bowing

Tongue

If you were to see my ass, you wouldn't care if I bathed every 10 years. Think shakira's ass. Toned from all the marathons I run.
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01-11-2013, 07:25 PM
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
(01-11-2013 07:21 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  
(01-11-2013 07:08 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I'm in Bowing

Tongue

Can't help it

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Make sure that nozzle is in the right place.

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01-11-2013, 07:27 PM (This post was last modified: 01-11-2013 07:35 PM by TheGulegon.)
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
(01-11-2013 07:21 PM)Cathym112 Wrote:  
(01-11-2013 07:08 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Do you bathe at least once every 6 months...
Screw it; don't matter. I'm in Bowing

Tongue

If you were to see my ass, you wouldn't care if I bathed every 10 years. Think shakira's ass. Toned from all the marathons I run.

Drooling

*that sound from the DJ that means a vinyl record just got scratched up*
*maybe, also, the sound of tires screeching to a halt*

Wait! Your not a 300 pound dude, are you? Forgive me, butt.....
brains + spunk + Shakira's ass = Consider a trap?
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01-11-2013, 07:34 PM (This post was last modified: 01-11-2013 08:10 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: [split] Chippy vs the World
(01-11-2013 07:09 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(01-11-2013 07:02 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I did forget that! Please tell me where I heard that!! It was a comedian, or something? Help me, Moms!

I think it's from a movie? Maybe Woody Allen? No clue...will think on it.
Big Grin

I think it's standard shtick for stand-up comedians but nobody seems to be able to attribute it.

But this rendition of it seems particularly relevant here. Big Grin





(01-11-2013 07:27 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(01-11-2013 07:21 PM)Cathym112 Wrote:  If you were to see my ass, you wouldn't care if I bathed every 10 years. Think shakira's ass. Toned from all the marathons I run.

Drooling

... Wait! Your not a 300 pound dude, are you? Forgive me, butt.....
brains + spunk + Shakira's ass = Consider a trap?

I wouldn't worry about it, Gulegon, just do what you're told and everything will be okay.


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