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14-01-2015, 05:50 PM
RE: thank u god for giving me a family that's worse than honey boo boo's fam
(14-01-2015 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  My mom also went after my social security card to try to claim me for taxes. Which, legally she can because I lived with her for the majority of 2014.

No need for your card. She should know your SSN from previous tax returns. If she doesn't? Who the fuck filed her taxes last year?

(14-01-2015 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  My mom also told my dad that I was doing drugs and being a prostitute and sleeping with old men and that's how I bought my phone and got my car ....

You act like that's a bad thing. And I'd tell my mom, "It's not illicit prostitution, mom, it's legitimate pornography."

#sigh
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14-01-2015, 06:49 PM
RE: thank u god for giving me a family that's worse than honey boo boo's fam
I got nuthin'...except to say that I am glad you are out of there and building relationships with your dad and your aunt.

If dad is also sister's dad, he should really step in to stop what is obviously an abusive situation.

You mother needs help, and not money from you help. Yeesh!

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14-01-2015, 07:00 PM
RE: thank u god for giving me a family that's worse than honey boo boo's fam
Wow. Just wow.

So how are you doing? Are you in college now? If so, how are things going with college.

I've read your threads in the past and some of the problems you've gone through and I have to say, it tremendous credit to you that you've gotten away from home and such a horrible situation and you're getting your life together. There are many people who never have the inner strength to do what you've done, especially at so young an age. You're a pretty neat person and your dad should be proud of you.

Just wanted to let you know that.

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14-01-2015, 07:10 PM
RE: thank u god for giving me a family that's worse than honey boo boo's fam
(14-01-2015 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Update on my life: 9/10 things are good. I've been in close touch with my biological dad and his sister, and they're great. I recently started back to college, my psychology teacher said the phrase "sex kittens in Thailand" in class (I lost my mind), and I've been watching mass amounts of Naruto and crying because shit son that anime don't play.

Anyways, I recently got in contact with one of my younger cousins, whom I haven't seen in years, and one of my mom's sisters, who has kept me updated on my mom's actions. A couple situations were brought up to me and my reactions were... well... you'll be able to imagine once I've told the stories...

A little over a week ago, I decided to hang out with my cousin because we haven't caught up since we were children. She's 16 and her parents... have the same parents... Hobo

As my cousin and I caught up and talked about our family issues, she brought up a situation involving one of my aunts (my mom has four sisters, two brothers and two half sisters...) wanting another baby. The aunt already has three children (and about 4 divorces and 3 failed engagements... just to give you an idea of what this lady's like.) A few years ago, she had a hysterectomy and had her uterus removed. She kept her ovaries. Well all of a sudden she wants another baby, and starts looking into having someone carry her baby through pregnancy for her. This bitch sits her 9th grade hardly 15 year old daughter down and is like "Would you carry this baby for me?"

AND WHEN ASKED IF SHE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO CARRY HER MOM'S BABY, THE 9TH GRADER WAS LIKE "Maybe, I don't know, I just want to make my mom happy."

IMPLYING THAT SHE IS CONSIDERING CARRYING THIS BABY FOR HER MOM

SHE IS FIFTTEEN

GHIOJHFG FIFTEEN

FIFTEEN

STGOGJKD STOP

STOP

WHAT

WHAT

I am losing my mind.

Okay, next retarded situation. My mom apparently has this young man living with her. He's lived with her for about three months now, and he isn't paying rent or anything either... Before I moved out my mom was talking about trying to find someone else to move in and pay rent, but ONLY if they payed rent, and it's just weird that this dude that's probably like in his latter twenties, early thirties is living with her for free... Well, my uncle has a baby (a 3 year old) and has been homeless for I want to say a year now... He's just been living house to house, relative to relative, but that's mostly his fault because he, financially, is the most retarded person on the planet I have ever met. Well, he finally ran out of places to go, so he and his baby moved in with my mom and the young dude only FOUR DAYS AGO. My uncle has food stamps and my mom basically took his card, SPENT ALL OF THE MONEY HE HAD JUST RECEIVED FOR FOOD, and then my mom kicks him out

like

my mom is a fucking savage wildebeest ready to just take advantage of everyone

EV ERY O NE

My mom also went after my social security card to try to claim me for taxes. Which, legally she can because I lived with her for the majority of 2014. She went to the SS office to try to get a copy of my card and the office was like "Nah fam" because only I can get my social now because I'm 18. It just personally makes me uncomfortable because 1.) she would be receiving money BECAUSE of me living with her, but I wouldn't get a dime of that money and 2.) if we were on good terms and she would stop being a huge wildebeest I might actually go along with her claiming me if I got a portion of what she got back, because I think that's fair now that I am an adult...


Want to hear more terrible stories about my mom? No?

Too bad, there's more!

My mom, a few weeks back, started texting my best friend and harassing her; calling her a slut, saying she was a terrible influence on me, etc. My friend's mom finally stepped in and said "Hey, if this continues I'll take you to court" and my mom stopped, but thhat didn't keep her from using my little sister as a way to continue bothering my friends. I had to get several of my friends to block my mom AND SISTER on facebook, because my mom was using my sister as a way to be able to harass my friends. My mom had an ELEVEN YEAR OLD messaging my best friend calling her a whore and stuff. Like????? WHAT PARENT DOES THAT???? YOU DO NOT INVOLVE YOUR ELEVEN YEAR OLD JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE ANGry

My mom also told my dad that I was doing drugs and being a prostitute and sleeping with old men and that's how I bought my phone and got my car and my dad literally lost his mind laughing on the phone becAUSE MY DAD BOUGHT ME MY CAR AND I BOUGHT MY PHONE MYSELF WITH MY COLLEGE GRANT OMOENDYEMONEY

GET OUT OF MY FGACE

FACE

GET OUT

I AM DONE

thank u god amen for this wonderful nice fam I have

You're mother...

She is fucking insane.

Is she a fucking psychopath?! I mean, she's manipulative, highly vindictive and prone to outbursts of rage when denied and has seemingly no qualms about using family to her ends with absolutely no regard for the well-being of others..
She should be locked away for observation.

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14-01-2015, 07:18 PM
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(14-01-2015 04:43 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!!!!!

same

(14-01-2015 05:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  Please tell me this is a creative writing exercise, that it's fiction. Shocking

Please. Weeping

It definitely isn't. Sad

(14-01-2015 05:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I just realized I learned what a honey boo boo was because of Ferdi.

Weeping

(14-01-2015 05:50 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(14-01-2015 12:25 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  My mom also went after my social security card to try to claim me for taxes. Which, legally she can because I lived with her for the majority of 2014.

No need for your card. She should know your SSN from previous tax returns. If she doesn't? Who the fuck filed her taxes last year?

I have no idea how she's done it, tbh. I just know that, according to my aunts, my mom can't have her boyfriend "claim" me unless she has a physical copy of my card. Even if she didn't need the physical copy, she doesn't have my SS anywhere else.

(14-01-2015 07:00 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Wow. Just wow.

So how are you doing? Are you in college now? If so, how are things going with college.

I've read your threads in the past and some of the problems you've gone through and I have to say, it tremendous credit to you that you've gotten away from home and such a horrible situation and you're getting your life together. There are many people who never have the inner strength to do what you've done, especially at so young an age. You're a pretty neat person and your dad should be proud of you.

Just wanted to let you know that.

Thank you so much! Hug

I started my second semester of college just last Thursday! I have a car now and I'm very grateful for the few grounded family members I have, as well as my friends and roommate's family!

(14-01-2015 07:10 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  You're mother...

She is fucking insane.

Is she a fucking psychopath?! I mean, she's manipulative, highly vindictive and prone to outbursts of rage when denied and has seemingly no qualms about using family to her ends with absolutely no regard for the well-being of others..
She should be locked away for observation.

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14-01-2015, 07:20 PM
RE: thank u god for giving me a family that's worse than honey boo boo's fam
So. I'm probably not the best at advice right now. My drunk ass is relying on autocorrect.

We all have fucked up families, Ferd. At least most of us. My fam has been on the news for pedophilia. So yeh. Sorry your mom is a crazy bitch. Mine is, too. They think it's a good idea to move back into the house while my husband and I are going through a divorce. Cause Jesus.

Your mom is manipulative as fuck, and playing you for a fool. Fuck her.

My paternal family is headed by an asshole who has squandered my deceased grandmother's millions and I won't see a fucking dime, despite being the rightful heir. My step paternal family is the one that likes teenaged girls. Fun stuff.

You are brilliant. You are beautiful. You will survive and surpass this. And you'll do it by yourself. Because you are THAT. FUCKING. AWESOME.

It's not an easy lesson to learn, but YOU come first. Time to start being selfish, cause if you don't look out for you, no one else will.

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14-01-2015, 07:52 PM
RE: thank u god for giving me a family that's worse than honey boo boo's fam
I have an idea. Since you can't have contact with your sister right now, keep a journal to her. Write in it that you are thinking about her and how much you love her. Write in it the things you miss about being around her. Write about school and what you are doing with your time.

One day when things get straightened out and she is a little older, you can share it with her. She will know that even though you weren't able to be around here, she was in your heart and your mind.

I think it would be good for you now and for her later. Let her know that she was never far from you in thought.

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14-01-2015, 08:02 PM
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Shocking Facepalm Censored Hug

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14-01-2015, 08:31 PM
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Oh Ferd!!!
(hug)


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just
damn

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14-01-2015, 09:23 PM (This post was last modified: 14-01-2015 09:30 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: thank u god for giving me a family that's worse than honey boo boo's fam
(14-01-2015 07:18 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(14-01-2015 05:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  Please tell me this is a creative writing exercise, that it's fiction. Shocking

Please. Weeping

It definitely isn't. Sad

I'm thinking it could become a good one. ... I'd publish it. ... And John Waters would film it once we moved it from Whoville Assbackwardsomewherestupid to Baltimore.

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