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27-11-2014, 12:28 PM
thanksgiving prayer
The Perfect Thanksgiving Prayer: http://youtu.be/Aq8y0NlUUH4

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27-11-2014, 12:33 PM
RE: thanksgiving prayer



But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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27-11-2014, 01:00 PM
RE: thanksgiving prayer
There's a comment on Friendly Atheist about how someone's friend, when asked to say grace, started to pray that God would bring the turkey back to life.

I think it wins for my favorite Thanksgiving prayer.

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27-11-2014, 01:19 PM
RE: thanksgiving prayer
In Cthulhu's dark name we chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" That which is not dead yet can eternal lie, in stranger aeons even death may die. Pass the turkey.

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27-11-2014, 03:29 PM (This post was last modified: 27-11-2014 03:37 PM by goodwithoutgod.)
RE: thanksgiving prayer
I hosted Thanksgiving again this year, the whole house is full of family, all of us atheists thankfully, and my brother in law said while grinning, "Eric are you going to do the opening prayer this year?"

I said sure, "ting ting ting ahem....I would like to thank evolution for designing such a fantastically delicious bird for our consumption, thank you for not giving up on your earlier designs, for they could not have possibly been as tasty as this one......a'ight everyone eat!"

Now I think I am goin to explode, I feel like fat a kid after an all you can eat buffet Drooling

Happy thanksgiving you heathens

"Belief is so often the death of reason" - Qyburn, Game of Thrones

"The Christian community continues to exist because the conclusions of the critical study of the Bible are largely withheld from them." -Hans Conzelmann (1915-1989)
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27-11-2014, 05:01 PM
RE: thanksgiving prayer
I pray to raptor jesus during thanksgiving

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