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07-10-2014, 05:50 PM
the letters to hoom it may concern game
the idea of this game is to post a letter... to hoom. to hoom ever... for why... to make us laugh or whatever.... for example....

dear evolution

FU... no literally.. fu.... I believe I ordered the cat ears and spider monkey tail on Friday and still haven't gotten my order. well I am thinking about suing
you or the Chinese place down the street. I guess you are on notice til I decided.. btw is it really true if you spin around three times and then jump into the air that you could fry.{yes I mean fry] I hope so because my fried rice still hasn't got here. any3ways it was nice talking again.. next time we should make from farther away though.. It would be less awkward to type with you setting so closely....
smelly yours
the guy that wants cat ears.

basically that is the example but the one that can get the most thumbs ups from people laughing wins.

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07-10-2014, 05:57 PM
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I'm laughing already.
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07-10-2014, 06:16 PM
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I should really write the children's letters to evolution parody book.

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07-10-2014, 06:27 PM (This post was last modified: 07-10-2014 06:47 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: the letters to hoom it may concern game
To *hoom* it may concern,
I wanted a broom and what did I get ? A hoom. A fucking hoom.
WTF is it with this hoom I get, instead of a broom ?
I fear being plunged into gloom, yeah even a tomb, by the receipt of this hoom.
The least it could be is a plume, for my room, to go zoom.
Oh well. It's off to resume kaboom with my groom,
which will ensure the baby boom. Weeping

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07-10-2014, 06:43 PM
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(07-10-2014 06:27 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  To *hoom* it may concern,
I wanted a broom and what did I get ? A hoom. A fucking hoom.
WTF is it with this hoom I get, instead of a broom ?
I fear being plunged into gloom, yeah even a tomb, by the receipt of this hoom.
The least it could be is a plume, for my room, to go zoom.
Oh well. It's off to resume the kaboom with my groom,
which will ensure the baby boom. Weeping

Are you on shrooms? Consider

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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07-10-2014, 06:47 PM
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(07-10-2014 06:43 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(07-10-2014 06:27 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  To *hoom* it may concern,
I wanted a broom and what did I get ? A hoom. A fucking hoom.
WTF is it with this hoom I get, instead of a broom ?
I fear being plunged into gloom, yeah even a tomb, by the receipt of this hoom.
The least it could be is a plume, for my room, to go zoom.
Oh well. It's off to resume the kaboom with my groom,
which will ensure the baby boom. Weeping

Are you on shrooms? Consider

Do not presume the shroom. Think fume.

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07-10-2014, 07:06 PM
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Whom.. lol

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07-10-2014, 07:09 PM
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(07-10-2014 07:06 PM)kunoxian drive Wrote:  Whom.. lol

Now ya had to go wreck it. Facepalm

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