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04-10-2016, 02:03 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
A glittering gem doesn't like paying taxes.

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If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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04-10-2016, 02:07 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 02:01 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 01:59 AM)Leela Wrote:  Banana, Clown, Bike, Statue?
I don't get it?

The holy objects of atheism

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04-10-2016, 02:35 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 01:59 AM)Leela Wrote:  Banana, Clown, Bike, Statue?
I don't get it?

Congratulations. You can look at a random picture of an object and determine what it is.

You are now eligible for a certificate that you can show people if they ever wonder if you are a computer program.
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04-10-2016, 04:50 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(03-10-2016 04:15 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Please identify these objects:

[Image: banana-crop.jpg]

[Image: fool-clipart-fool-25301185.jpg]

[Image: cannondale-synapse-ultegra-disc-2016-roa...k=XRBjd1Fl]

[Image: statue-mourning-woman-8191467.jpg]

Banana fits in the hand, this is proof of one True God.

Jester is like atheist that denies one True God.

Bike is what atheist uses to flee from one True God.

Statue is weeping because atheist denies one True God.

The really sad part is that what I just posted is more coherent than Borgy. Facepalm

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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04-10-2016, 05:05 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 04:50 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(03-10-2016 04:15 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Please identify these objects:

[Image: banana-crop.jpg]

[Image: fool-clipart-fool-25301185.jpg]

[Image: cannondale-synapse-ultegra-disc-2016-roa...k=XRBjd1Fl]

[Image: statue-mourning-woman-8191467.jpg]

Banana fits in the hand, this is proof of one True God.

Jester is like atheist that denies one True God.

Bike is what atheist uses to flee from one True God.

Statue is weeping because atheist denies one True God.

The really sad part is that what I just posted is more coherent than Borgy. Facepalm

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04-10-2016, 05:37 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 04:50 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Banana fits in the hand, this is proof of one True God.

You left out the fact that it also curves conveniently towards the mouth—to make eating it easier. Big Grin

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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04-10-2016, 05:57 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 05:37 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 04:50 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Banana fits in the hand, this is proof of one True God.

You left out the fact that it also curves conveniently towards the mouth—to make eating it easier. Big Grin

I think my bananas are broken. They always curve away from my mouth.
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04-10-2016, 06:05 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 05:37 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 04:50 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Banana fits in the hand, this is proof of one True God.

You left out the fact that it also curves conveniently towards the mouth—to make eating it easier. Big Grin
Heretic! Difficulty in eating the Sacred Fruit is the proof of faith!

We followers of the Reverse Banana God will seek you and subject you to lashings with the leaves of the sacred tree.

Tomorrow is precious, don't ruin it by fouling up today.
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04-10-2016, 07:18 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 05:37 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 04:50 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Banana fits in the hand, this is proof of one True God.

You left out the fact that it also curves conveniently towards the mouth—to make eating it easier. Big Grin

Or, as Dillahunty once said: "It also fits perfectly...in your ass"...which in return triggers this weird picture of Jesus and a -male- sheep from earlier today.

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04-10-2016, 07:58 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 05:57 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  I think my bananas are broken. They always curve away from my mouth.

Are you left-handed?

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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