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04-10-2016, 08:10 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 05:57 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 05:37 AM)SYZ Wrote:  You left out the fact that it also curves conveniently towards the mouth—to make eating it easier. Big Grin

I think my bananas are broken. They always curve away from my mouth.

That just means god wants you to starve.
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04-10-2016, 08:15 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 07:58 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 05:57 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  I think my bananas are broken. They always curve away from my mouth.

Are you left-handed?

Only when I practice in front of the mirror. Strangely then the banana always seems to be pointing towards me until I bring it up to my mouth.
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04-10-2016, 08:16 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
I am the human, thank you. There is banana, bicycle, statue of a woman, a geek, etc. As a human, I have little time on your dis-beliefs, I am making fun for me.
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04-10-2016, 08:22 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 08:16 AM)theBorg Wrote:  I am the human, thank you. There is banana, bicycle, statue of a woman, a geek, etc. As a human, I have little time on your dis-beliefs, I am making fun for me.

A "geek"? Uhh... I don't believe that counts. You're under suspicion now.
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04-10-2016, 08:24 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 08:22 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 08:16 AM)theBorg Wrote:  I am the human, thank you. There is banana, bicycle, statue of a woman, a geek, etc. As a human, I have little time on your dis-beliefs, I am making fun for me.

A "geek"? Uhh... I don't believe that counts. You're under suspicion now.

Geek - a foolish person.

Thus, a fool, could be a geek....

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Ahhh --- the tortures of computer translation of the spoken word....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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04-10-2016, 08:27 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 08:24 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 08:22 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  A "geek"? Uhh... I don't believe that counts. You're under suspicion now.

Geek - a foolish person.

Thus, a fool, could be a geek....

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Ahhh --- the tortures of computer translation of the spoken word....

Calling a clown a fool is outdated and insensitive. I thought we were past this? Personally, I'd call it a jester.
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04-10-2016, 08:31 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 08:27 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 08:24 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Geek - a foolish person.

Thus, a fool, could be a geek....

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Ahhh --- the tortures of computer translation of the spoken word....

Calling a clown a fool is outdated and insensitive. I thought we were past this? Personally, I'd call it a jester.


But, a jester is a synonym for fool - and not clown.....
The fool was the king's private entertainment ----

The clown, was for the serf's kids............

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Ya don't hear about "creepy jesters" now do ya???

Big Grin

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04-10-2016, 08:44 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
What's this about a Jesster now?
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04-10-2016, 10:14 AM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 08:16 AM)theBorg Wrote:  I am the human, thank you. There is banana, bicycle, statue of a woman, a geek, etc. As a human, I have little time on your dis-beliefs, I am making fun for me.

I am confident, there are a lot of things you didnt have time for. Any kind of education in either science or good manners being one (two) of them.

What i am wondering tho, is what did you have time for?

STOP

Its a rhetorical question!

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04-10-2016, 12:31 PM
RE: theBorg: Are you human?
(04-10-2016 07:58 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 05:57 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  I think my bananas are broken. They always curve away from my mouth.

Are you left-handed?

Do they make left-handed bananas?

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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