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27-12-2012, 03:01 PM
things that must not be said at holiday family gatherings
My precious granddaughter's voice has a distinct fingernails-on-chalkboard quality. And she never shuts up!

This is an obscene amount of food.

You spent how much on that dress?

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27-12-2012, 03:36 PM
RE: things that must not be said at holiday family gatherings
(27-12-2012 03:01 PM)Peterkin Wrote:  My precious granddaughter's voice has a distinct fingernails-on-chalkboard quality. And she never shuts up!

This is an obscene amount of food.

You spent how much on that dress?
Did you, perhaps, discover that after saying them? Consider

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27-12-2012, 04:10 PM
RE: things that must not be said at holiday family gatherings
"...oh I didn't cook this food i found it by the side of the road".

"you're all adopted".

"I want to play a game. The food you just ate contained a poison, the antidote is inside one of you."

"ok now that we've eaten. who's up for a gang bang?"

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27-12-2012, 04:15 PM
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"Luke, I am your father."

"So, do you remember asking where Fido is?"

"How much for the lap dance?"

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27-12-2012, 04:17 PM
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(27-12-2012 04:15 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  "How much for the lap dance?"
I wanna know why not? Like w... they should be expected to work for free just 'cause it's Xmas. Yeah right!

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27-12-2012, 04:27 PM
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(27-12-2012 04:17 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(27-12-2012 04:15 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  "How much for the lap dance?"
I wanna know why not? Like w... they should be expected to work for free just 'cause it's Xmas. Yeah right!
Granny needs a new pair of teeth.

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27-12-2012, 04:30 PM
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(27-12-2012 04:27 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(27-12-2012 04:17 PM)Vera Wrote:  I wanna know why not? Like w... they should be expected to work for free just 'cause it's Xmas. Yeah right!
Granny needs a new pair of teeth.
Who you calling a granny Angry

Oh wait! We were talking in general. Never mind Angel

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28-12-2012, 06:24 AM
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"Did you know that Human tissue tastes exactly like pork?" *Continues eating his pork chops gleefully*

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