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29-05-2015, 07:23 PM
today on facebook...
***A MUST READ***
A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smoking
his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the
air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a
horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter
asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can
sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened
to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a
presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach
to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she
said:
'I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her
apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his
1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way,
down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was
found dead, he had been choked by his own
vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk,
went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was
so worried about the drunkenness of her friends
and she said to the daughter holding her hand,
who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect
You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The
Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been
involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of
car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was
intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could
have remained intact. To their surprise, inside
the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist &
entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was
the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond
recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten
that there is no other name that was given so
much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rise
again, and he is still alive....
'Jesus'
I have done my part by sharing this with you,
Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my
father.'
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking
this.. No way!
I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T..D. Jakes '8
Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see
how God moves!!
'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my
heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and
my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'
As you pass this message
You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that
you don't ignore.
God bless you as you share this divine message

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29-05-2015, 07:27 PM
RE: today on facebook...
The Prayer of the Stupid.
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29-05-2015, 07:30 PM
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(29-05-2015 07:27 PM)pablo Wrote:  The Prayer of the Stupid.

I always have trouble believing that people really believe this shit - and the 8 second prayer will kill you if you don't do it, right now! Facepalm

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29-05-2015, 07:33 PM
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(29-05-2015 07:30 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(29-05-2015 07:27 PM)pablo Wrote:  The Prayer of the Stupid.

I always have trouble believing that people really believe this shit - and the 8 second prayer will kill you if you don't do it, right now! Facepalm

The whole thing stinks of something written by a 13 y/o.
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29-05-2015, 07:39 PM
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(29-05-2015 07:30 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(29-05-2015 07:27 PM)pablo Wrote:  The Prayer of the Stupid.

I always have trouble believing that people really believe this shit - and the 8 second prayer will kill you if you don't do it, right now! Facepalm

Yeah...I've got a friend who believes that shit.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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29-05-2015, 07:58 PM
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Hey now... Bon Scott did in fact, choke on his own puke.

I think he was between 2 groupies in the back of the car all drunk like. He probably didn't feel bad. Shy

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29-05-2015, 07:59 PM
today on facebook...
Shit is true. I didn't share this. I just sneezed and no one blessed me. Now my soul is in danger.
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29-05-2015, 09:29 PM
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While in hospital on the brink of death a priest wished to speak to me, I told him "no thanks I am an atheist". I then got better. Smile

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29-05-2015, 11:38 PM
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(29-05-2015 09:29 PM)Banjo Wrote:  While in hospital on the brink of death a priest wished to speak to me, I told him "no thanks I am an atheist". I then got better. Smile

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29-05-2015, 11:45 PM
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(29-05-2015 07:23 PM)Dom Wrote:  ***A MUST READ***
A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smoking
his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the
air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a
horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter
asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can
sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened
to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a
presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach
to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she
said:
'I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her
apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his
1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way,
down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was
found dead, he had been choked by his own
vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk,
went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was
so worried about the drunkenness of her friends
and she said to the daughter holding her hand,
who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect
You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The
Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been
involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,
the car could not be recognized what type of
car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was
intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could
have remained intact. To their surprise, inside
the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist &
entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was
the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond
recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten
that there is no other name that was given so
much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rise
again, and he is still alive....
'Jesus'
I have done my part by sharing this with you,
Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my
father.'
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking
this.. No way!
I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T..D. Jakes '8
Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see
how God moves!!
'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my
heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and
my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'
As you pass this message
You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that
you don't ignore.
God bless you as you share this divine message

God is such a prick (dies)

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