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22-11-2014, 12:31 AM
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(22-11-2014 12:21 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  So.. so... is God what that pastor calls his penis?
"You must bow before the majesty of god. God is in everybody. My god is greater than your god. I believe that god can do everything."

God doesn't exist.

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

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22-11-2014, 02:43 AM
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What the hell

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22-11-2014, 03:35 AM
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I can't see the last gif, and it's a pity because I like Nostalgia Critic. Tongue

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22-11-2014, 03:43 AM
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Article 1: I am a little jealous

Article 2:That is fucked up

Article 3:I wonder why those ladies just don't go to that church

Article 4:I wonder why they just don't ask them for the bible verse saying that

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22-11-2014, 06:43 AM
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22-11-2014, 08:43 AM
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I can't get that photo on the beach outa my head! Shocking

Argghhhh.

I better ground it for Girly.




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22-11-2014, 09:02 AM
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Quote:This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”. “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”.

Bwahaha! I saw nuttery of this type quite often in church when I was a Christian, that's why I slowly arrived at the conclusion that they were bat-shit crazy- all of them!

My pastor simply took the verse "It is more blessed to give than receive" and conned people into opening their wallets beyond the usual 10%. That was his special "revelation" you'll always get some kind of manipulative deviance at some point if you go to church long enough.

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22-11-2014, 09:12 AM
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Oh my gosh, guys, why are you all so mean!? Stop picking on their faith, you meanie pants! Stop it! Weeping

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22-11-2014, 09:26 AM
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22-11-2014, 11:23 AM (This post was last modified: 22-11-2014 11:26 AM by Reltzik.)
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Failed edit-mispost derp
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