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30-12-2015, 05:34 PM
RE: what are your new years resolutions
My last New Year's resolution was "Don't make any New Year's resolutions." Drinking Beverage

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30-12-2015, 06:08 PM
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If you have a gym membership, skip going the first week in January. It will be too crowded with New Year's Resoluters. You should be fine to return by the next weekend. Drinking Beverage

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30-12-2015, 06:26 PM
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Pffft! Improve on perfection? I think not.

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30-12-2015, 08:12 PM
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(30-12-2015 06:26 PM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  Pffft! Improve on perfection? I think not.

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30-12-2015, 10:19 PM
RE: what are your new years resolutions
The same thing I do every year...

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31-12-2015, 05:57 AM
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31-12-2015, 06:50 AM
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(30-12-2015 04:37 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I don't understand New Years resolutions. I decide what I believe is best for me every day. Why would I base an entire year on a desire I have at a particular point in the year? Want to quit smoking? Great! You've quit in 2 months, now you're just going to be a lazy asshole making no improvements for the next 10 months? Want to 'get into shape' this year? fantastic. Next year when you decide to resolve to save up for a down-payment on a house instead your gonna get just as fat as you were the year before? Stupid.

I don't necessarily disagree. However, the end of one year and the beginning of the next is kind of a natural time to take stock what's been working and what needs to change.

Also, there is no law that prohibits other improvements throughout the year just because you made a New Year's Resolution. It's not like the resolution police are going to show up when you start working out in June and say "Sorry buddy, yer done. You quit smoking this year. You gotta wait 'till January to start goin' to the gym."

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31-12-2015, 07:24 AM
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I'm going to cut down on the alcohol intake and pack up the fags to try and get a bit fitter.

I am going to clear out my loft, there is crap up there from years back that I will never use.

So if anybody needs any 20 year old baby clothes, let me know.
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31-12-2015, 07:38 AM
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I can't think of anything. Blush

(30-12-2015 05:30 PM)DerFish Wrote:  Sex with a different female every week for all fifty-two weeks.
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There it is! That'll do.

(31-12-2015 07:24 AM)Thewonderer Wrote:  ...
So if anybody needs any 20 year old baby clothes, let me know.

Thanks but I don't know any 20 year old babies.

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31-12-2015, 07:49 AM
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(31-12-2015 07:24 AM)Thewonderer Wrote:  ...pack up the fags to try and get a bit fitter.

Between reading that as 'pick up' rather than 'pack up' and assuming the US rather than the UK meaning of 'fags' that produced some awkward mental images....

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