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31-12-2015, 08:00 AM
RE: what are your new years resolutions
(30-12-2015 06:26 PM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  Pffft! Improve on perfection? I think not.

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31-12-2015, 08:08 AM
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(31-12-2015 07:49 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(31-12-2015 07:24 AM)Thewonderer Wrote:  ...pack up the fags to try and get a bit fitter.

Between reading that as 'pick up' rather than 'pack up' and assuming the US rather than the UK meaning of 'fags' that produced some awkward mental images....

Yeah I meant I'm stopping smoking fags, or does that sound as bad Big Grin
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31-12-2015, 08:26 AM
RE: what are your new years resolutions
(31-12-2015 08:08 AM)Thewonderer Wrote:  
(31-12-2015 07:49 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Between reading that as 'pick up' rather than 'pack up' and assuming the US rather than the UK meaning of 'fags' that produced some awkward mental images....

Yeah I meant I'm stopping smoking fags, or does that sound as bad Big Grin

Yeah, be careful.

We have people on TTA from places like Alabama... they'll think that since the US laws changed recently, you are now being forced to stop burning homosexuals.

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31-12-2015, 08:50 AM
RE: what are your new years resolutions
(31-12-2015 08:08 AM)Thewonderer Wrote:  
(31-12-2015 07:49 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Between reading that as 'pick up' rather than 'pack up' and assuming the US rather than the UK meaning of 'fags' that produced some awkward mental images....

Yeah I meant I'm stopping smoking fags, or does that sound as bad Big Grin
Its worse.In American slang that implies that you have been killing homosexuals !!!
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31-12-2015, 09:03 AM
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(31-12-2015 08:50 AM)adey67 Wrote:  
(31-12-2015 08:08 AM)Thewonderer Wrote:  Yeah I meant I'm stopping smoking fags, or does that sound as bad Big Grin
Its worse.In American slang that implies that you have been killing homosexuals !!!

My other resolution is to make my posts less open to interpretation.Smile
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31-12-2015, 09:13 AM
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I'm gonna try to quit burning and plundering random coastal villages. It'll probably be like every other year, though. I'll stick with it for a week or two, then a friend will be like "Hey we're gonna go do pirate shit, wanna come?" and I won't be able to say no.

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31-12-2015, 09:29 AM
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Try not to annoy my girlfriend so much. It's how I show I care.
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31-12-2015, 09:34 AM
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I'll try to stop making Mozart Link sock puppet accounts.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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31-12-2015, 09:39 AM
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Try and complain less. I complain way too much

Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets
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31-12-2015, 10:00 AM
RE: what are your new years resolutions
(31-12-2015 09:29 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  Try not to annoy my girlfriend so much. It's how I show I care.

I shall be doing the exact opposite,next year I plan to get laid in order to piss off my estranged wife. Hobo Evil_monster
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