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24-08-2012, 04:06 PM
when it's all said and done
so I got to thinking to myself. this is an atheist forum but an interesting question poped into my head. If you where to die and we all will and you where brought to heaven and met such a being as a god and he gave you the following


three questions{anything you wanted to know dosen't matter. you would instanily know it.}
undoing two regrets{anything in your life besides your death can be straitened out even the oddest things.}
and your ultimate desire.{basically the reward you've always been waiting for but beyond your wildest dreams.}

what would they be.

p.s.I'll answer in a minute but I fell inquisitive today.

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24-08-2012, 06:44 PM
RE: when it's all said and done
General questions to god in that case:

1) Why you never showed yourself to the world?
2) Why there are so many good people suffering in the world
3) Why you did such a bad job keeping only one religion in the world that acted as you want to?

Undoing regrets:

1) I should have stopped believing long ago since I started doubting. (not that Im old, but Im ashamed that I believed so much bullshit)

Ultimate desire:

1) I would desire to make disappear all religions from earth.

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24-08-2012, 06:54 PM
RE: when it's all said and done
three questions{anything you wanted to know dosen't matter. you would instanily know it.}
Why did you send me to parents who would abuse me in a zillion ways?
Why did you not answer my prayers when I asked you to either make them stop or show me what I needed to do be perfect enough so they would love me?
Why didn't you give anyone the courage to step in an help if you couldn't fix them or me or whoever needed to be fixed? Have to amend that, why did you let one of your nuns step in to help and allow it to only add to the abuse I endured?

undoing two regrets{anything in your life besides your death can be straitened out even the oddest things.}
That I would have had the strength and knowledge to suck up four more years of abuse and gone to college.
That I would have not felt so damaged that I turned down Ray's proposal of marriage.

and your ultimate desire.{basically the reward you've always been waiting for but beyond your wildest dreams.}
I have waited for nothing in an afterlife...I was sure hell was my eternity...while I still believed. How can you be a good enough person to go anywhere else when your own mother can't love you?

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24-08-2012, 07:36 PM
RE: when it's all said and done
Your post title reminded me of a favorite adage - "When all was said and done, more was said than done."

As to meeting God, if we ever do meet some sort of supreme being, it's definitely not going to be that asshole in the bible. But if we did:

1. Dude, what's with your self-esteem that you need to demand that people worship you?

2. Why didn't you heal any amputees?

3. Meat curtains on the vagina? Really?
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24-08-2012, 09:55 PM
RE: when it's all said and done
Aye, I'll play your game, Trebek.

General questions to god in that case:
1) Why the fuck are you in my face now?
2) What the fuck happened to you to make you such a prick and a asshole?
3) All you've been doing since you you brought me here to your dohyƍ is motherfucking babble, I call tachi-ai.

Undoing regrets:
1) I regret that I ever created you in the first place.
2) I don't regret anything else.

Ultimate desire:
1) One way or another, you will get the fuck out of my face.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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24-08-2012, 11:49 PM
RE: when it's all said and done
My three questions.

1) Since you are real, can you do that dildo trick for me?

<Note in a previous thread I wanted to know if god could create a dildo so big that he could not stuff it up his ass>

2) What you can't send me to hell twice?

3) Why are you such an asshole?

My two regrets

1) Asking that first question..

2) The rest are/were useful

Ultimate desire.

1) Kittens and boobies!

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25-08-2012, 03:44 AM
RE: when it's all said and done
General questions to god in that case:
1. What the fuck is wrong with you?
2. WHAT the FUCK is WRONG with YOU?!
3. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, ASSHOLE?!?!

Undoing regrets:
1. Should have stayed at highschool.
2. Should have cried out for help more noticable back then.

Ultimate desire:
Everyone on earth to be a reasonable person!

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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25-08-2012, 08:56 AM
RE: when it's all said and done
kunoxian drive is here


questions:
1. why is punishment forever, can't it fight the crime in size and amount.
2. whee do I rack up on the scale of best written novels.{so far I've only written one.}
3. please in your own words give me the meaning of life.

two regrets
1. should have started writing my novel earlier.
3.undoing my mental illness and adhd.

ultimate desire
to be made into a hawt kunoichi{yes I know that's a female ninja but I can't help to think that would be awesome.}

original desire{because I orignaly had this one}
to fight god dragon ball Z/naruto style. with all the moves and stuff.

1. Striding and swaggering rootlessness without end. The precious flow of life.
2. one should fear sweet a blood stained flower.
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25-08-2012, 09:14 AM
RE: when it's all said and done
three questions{anything you wanted to know dosen't matter. you would instanily know it.}
Why?
Why did you allow your creations to become corrupt with evil?
Do you care NOTHING for your creations, or do you just enjoy watching us dance like puppets in your disgusting marionette show?

undoing two regrets. {anything in your life besides your death can be straitened out even the oddest things.}
Never learning enough.
I've not decided yet.

and your ultimate desire. {basically the reward you've always been waiting for but beyond your wildest dreams.}
Answers to everything.

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25-08-2012, 09:18 AM (This post was last modified: 25-08-2012 09:22 AM by Vosur.)
RE: when it's all said and done
Questions:
1. Why did you make it impossible to believe in your existence on a rational basis?
2. Why did you allow so many different religions and denominations to be created?
3. Why do you require worship?

Two regrets: (I have learnt not to regret my decisions, but if I still did, it would be these two)
1. I should have prevented myself from becoming lazy and out-of-shape.
2. I should have spent more time with my brothers when I still had the chance to do so.

Ultimate desire:
1. Becoming an immortal entity after death that is capable of doing nothing but observing the universe.

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