"when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
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22-09-2015, 11:26 PM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
(22-09-2015 10:54 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 10:07 PM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  Could I have a hug in those big breasts of yours too?Big Grin

You need Jesus Tongue Laugh out load

I understand he was son of god and all that jazz but still he was far less atractive than you so Mark choice is legit Wink

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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22-09-2015, 11:43 PM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
(22-09-2015 11:26 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 10:54 PM)jennybee Wrote:  You need Jesus Tongue Laugh out load

I understand he was son of god and all that jazz but still he was far less atractive than you so Mark choice is legit Wink

Awww you are sweet Heart

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22-09-2015, 11:47 PM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
(22-09-2015 11:43 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 11:26 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  I understand he was son of god and all that jazz but still he was far less atractive than you so Mark choice is legit Wink

Awww you are sweet Heart

It's just the truth Smile

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23-09-2015, 12:17 AM
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(22-09-2015 09:56 PM)Ace Wrote:  ok I've just hit my lowest point last night

except I don't feel the need to run to god for help
but I do understand why some people do turn to god considering how desperate I feel now Weeping
I got an appointment with a counselor today, seems like a better way to use my time them praying

also don't ask me what happened, I'd rather not talk about it No Weeping

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23-09-2015, 12:24 AM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
GROUP HUG!

.... no, that's "group" not "grope".

Would I turn to God if I were in some pretty deep shit? Hell no. I'm creative enough that I can keep coming up with real options that might, as longshots, turn to solutions. I'll keep trying those until I die. Wasting time on fantasy is for people who have given up.

.... okay, it's for people who have given up, and people who like watching movies, reading escapist fiction, and playing video games. Blush
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23-09-2015, 12:42 AM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
ty for all the support and hugs guys
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23-09-2015, 05:30 AM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
And you're really not at the absolute bottom.

George Carlin noted ---

Then there’s always my “Plus-a-Headache” formula. No matter how horrible and painful a person’s condition may be, it can always be made worse by simply adding a headache: “He was poor, ignorant, diseased, lonely, depressed, and abandoned—plus he had a headache.” Look on the bright side: The headache will very likely go away.

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23-09-2015, 09:24 PM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
(23-09-2015 05:30 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  And you're really not at the absolute bottom.

George Carlin noted ---

Then there’s always my “Plus-a-Headache” formula. No matter how horrible and painful a person’s condition may be, it can always be made worse by simply adding a headache: “He was poor, ignorant, diseased, lonely, depressed, and abandoned—plus he had a headache.” Look on the bright side: The headache will very likely go away.

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oh trust me, I've had a headache because of it
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23-09-2015, 09:37 PM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
(22-09-2015 10:58 PM)Mark Fulton Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 10:54 PM)jennybee Wrote:  You need Jesus Tongue Laugh out load

I'd rather have a hug from you. Dem bony ribs on Jeebus could be quite sharp.

If you hug Jesus, won't he... um... leak from all them holes they made?
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23-09-2015, 09:45 PM
RE: "when you hit your lowest point you'll turn towards god" - theists
Why do you even have a lowest point?

Because god is an asshole, and has a checklist of bullshit he's going to put you through before you die.

Well, fuck him. Dodgy

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