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01-05-2016, 05:41 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(01-05-2016 03:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(01-05-2016 02:58 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  pffffft ..... Chuck Norris is the reason.

it doesn't make any sense. Things that don't make sense are not true.
It is very hard to believe in things that don't make sense.

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01-05-2016, 05:43 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(01-05-2016 05:41 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(01-05-2016 03:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  it doesn't make any sense. Things that don't make sense are not true.
It is very hard to believe in things that don't make sense.

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01-05-2016, 05:44 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
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If you are ready to talk about Cumorah and American Indians, let me know.

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01-05-2016, 05:47 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(01-05-2016 05:41 PM)Alla Wrote:  No, first tell me please, how your answer makes sense

What you don't understand about Chuck Norris ? The oblivion thing ? I will explain you but you must post all the main Mormonism doctrines.

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01-05-2016, 05:52 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
I'm the reincarnation of Chuck Norris. Wink

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01-05-2016, 05:56 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(01-05-2016 05:47 PM)Leo Wrote:  
(01-05-2016 05:41 PM)Alla Wrote:  No, first tell me please, how your answer makes sense

What you don't understand about Chuck Norris ? The oblivion thing ?
Yes. You didn't answer my question.


(01-05-2016 05:47 PM)Leo Wrote:  I will explain you but you must post all the main Mormonism doctrines.
You say LDS Doctrine doesn't make sense. I assume you know it. Smile

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01-05-2016, 05:57 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(01-05-2016 05:52 PM)Leo Wrote:  I'm the reincarnation of Chuck Norris. Wink
Go on. I am listening. Smile

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01-05-2016, 06:32 PM (This post was last modified: 01-05-2016 09:02 PM by Leo.)
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(01-05-2016 05:47 PM)Leo Wrote:  
(01-05-2016 05:41 PM)Alla Wrote:  No, first tell me please, how your answer makes sense

What you don't understand about Chuck Norris ? The oblivion thing ? I will explain you but you must post all the main Mormonism doctrines.

You see the doctrine of oblivion in Chucksterism is very simple. Chuck Norris is a very demanding god. He created the universe with his roundhouse kick. The theory of evolution is false because all the animals that exists are the animals Chuck Norris allowed to live. Chuck Norris doesn't tolerate mortals that aren't amazed by his infinite power. You only have 2 choices with Chuck Norris : 1) choose to accept Chuck Norris as the supreme god. 2) oblivion ( Chuck Norris will destroy your body and soul). You shouldn't expect Chuck Norris to help you or assist you in your problems because frankly , he doesn't give a shit about human beings. If you choose to ignore Chuck Norris , he will roundhouse kick you to oblivion. He will destroy you completely with your body and soul. The reason ? because ignoring Chuck Norris is the biggest offense. Chuck Norris is similar to Yavheh in that he will destroy you , if you choose to ignore him or if you worship another god. To understand Chuck Norris greatness you must study the Chuck Norris facts. I hope now you understand better.

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01-05-2016, 08:32 PM
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(01-05-2016 05:43 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(01-05-2016 05:41 PM)Chas Wrote:  Like Mormomism. Drinking Beverage
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The TOTAL lack of self awareness.....

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02-05-2016, 05:45 AM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(01-05-2016 05:44 PM)Alla Wrote:  TO SKITTLES

If you are ready to talk about Cumorah and American Indians, let me know.

It will be hilarious if you go there.
The scientific evidence totally destroys the LDS version of 'history'.

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