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02-05-2016, 09:06 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 09:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 08:49 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  Yeah.
You know Dark Wanderer is joking right?
Of course.
Leo and Dark Wanderer are trying to convince me that Chuck Norris is God.
For fun. I play along.
They try to convince me that God Yahweh in whom I believe is not true God.
They are doing it for fun. I play along.

P.S. I am LDS and I know that evolution is fact. Species do change over time.

Oh okay.
I didn't know that LDS know about evolution. How do you guys interpret the account for creation in Genesis?
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02-05-2016, 09:14 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 06:05 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 11:55 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  any changes that have appeared in animals was the result of chuck noriss administering beatdowns on said animals and permanently altering their biology. scientists try to cover this up with filthy lies.

You'd better watch your back, DW. You know too much. Dodgy

(02-05-2016 08:25 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 07:51 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Evolution is not a fact. That is what the Steven Seagal worshiping scientists want you to think. It's all a lie, and you fell for it. You want to know how I know this? Chuck Norris gave me this magic helmet that gives me PERFECT knowledge of all his intentions. Leo seems to have one of these as well, and Paul Ruebens of course.
I respect your believes.
I am not judging you for rejecting evidence.

Chuck Norris IS judging you for rejecting the TRUTH. HE is the only one worthy of judging. Steven Seagal's lies are festering in your heart.
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02-05-2016, 09:23 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
Well I think we can safely conclude from this marvelous thread that a deity would have no desire for anything monetary or worship wise. It would make the existences as is and be settled.

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02-05-2016, 09:34 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 09:06 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 09:02 PM)Alla Wrote:  Of course.
Leo and Dark Wanderer are trying to convince me that Chuck Norris is God.
For fun. I play along.
They try to convince me that God Yahweh in whom I believe is not true God.
They are doing it for fun. I play along.

P.S. I am LDS and I know that evolution is fact. Species do change over time.

Oh okay.
I didn't know that LDS know about evolution. How do you guys interpret the account for creation in Genesis?
If you have specific questions I will try to answer them.

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02-05-2016, 09:43 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 09:14 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Chuck Norris IS judging you for rejecting the TRUTH.

Why?

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02-05-2016, 09:51 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 09:43 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 09:14 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Chuck Norris IS judging you for rejecting the TRUTH.

Why?

Because he doesn't want you to fall for Steven Seagals lies. He is very bad.
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02-05-2016, 10:09 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 09:51 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 09:43 PM)Alla Wrote:  Why?

Because he doesn't want you to fall for Steven Seagals lies. He is very bad.
this answer doesn't make any sense. where is the logic?

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03-05-2016, 06:54 AM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 10:09 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 09:51 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Because he doesn't want you to fall for Steven Seagals lies. He is very bad.
this answer doesn't make any sense. where is the logic?

do you want to believe the scientists that spread the lies of steven seagal? you said truth was important to you.
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03-05-2016, 07:18 AM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
Yes, the more truth we know the better. Yes, the truth is important.
But if we do not know some truth we still can be good people. This is even more important.
You still can be a good person without accepting facts/evidence.

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03-05-2016, 08:15 AM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 10:09 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(02-05-2016 09:51 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Because he doesn't want you to fall for Steven Seagals lies. He is very bad.
this answer doesn't make any sense. where is the logic?

What's logic ?

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