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03-05-2016, 12:55 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
What is Chuck Norris? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more......


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03-05-2016, 01:02 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 12:18 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 09:01 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  what is logic?

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Chuck can be a man or a woman or both. The important thing is to accept him as your supreme God to avoid oblivion.

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03-05-2016, 01:38 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 10:59 AM)Alla Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 09:00 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  chuck norris says otherwise.
OK. What exactly does he say otherwise? and why?

That the truth is important, and you need it to be a good person. The truth is Chuck Norris is the one and only god. He hates it when you listen to the lies of Steven Seagal, which are not limited to evolution but include every religion (other than Chuck Norrisism, of course) as well. He is a crafty one, that Steven.
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03-05-2016, 01:40 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 11:42 AM)Leo Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 11:21 AM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Leo just be sure to make her understand the difference between the "legendary" Chuck Norris and the Real Chuck Norris. I could see her falling in line with the real Chuck Norris crazy ideas.

Well. Chucksterism and Christianity (and Mormonism ) are based in legendary characters. But the "legendary " Chuck Norris is more impressive. The Chuck Norris facts are the absolute truth. The "real life" Chuck Norris is boring.

So Legendary Chuck Norris is like the god of the old testament and real Chuck Norris is like Jesus, basically.
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03-05-2016, 01:45 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 01:40 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 11:42 AM)Leo Wrote:  Well. Chucksterism and Christianity (and Mormonism ) are based in legendary characters. But the "legendary " Chuck Norris is more impressive. The Chuck Norris facts are the absolute truth. The "real life" Chuck Norris is boring.

So Legendary Chuck Norris is like the god of the old testament and real Chuck Norris is like Jesus, basically.

Yup. Chuck Norris approved.

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03-05-2016, 01:50 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 01:45 PM)Leo Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 01:40 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  So Legendary Chuck Norris is like the god of the old testament and real Chuck Norris is like Jesus, basically.

Yup. Chuck Norris approved.

I accept that.




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03-05-2016, 01:55 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 01:50 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 01:45 PM)Leo Wrote:  Yup. Chuck Norris approved.

I accept that.




Chucky's dick must have been callused as hell
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03-05-2016, 02:05 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(02-05-2016 12:06 PM)Skittles Wrote:  We can... where would you like to start? How about with the American Indians being of Asian descent...

Cheers

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OK. Go on.

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03-05-2016, 02:07 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 01:38 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(03-05-2016 10:59 AM)Alla Wrote:  OK. What exactly does he say otherwise? and why?

That the truth is important, and you need it to be a good person. The truth is Chuck Norris is the one and only god. He hates it when you listen to the lies of Steven Seagal, which are not limited to evolution but include every religion (other than Chuck Norrisism, of course) as well. He is a crafty one, that Steven.
OK. Go on. I am listening. Smile

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03-05-2016, 02:09 PM
RE: why would a deity need to take attendance ?
(03-05-2016 09:01 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  what is logic?
I wish I knew.
But I do like fancy words. Big Grin

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