why would a deity need to take attendance ?

[Dark Wanderer]

(03-05-2016 02:07 PM)Alla Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 01:38 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  That the truth is important, and you need it to be a good person. The truth is Chuck Norris is the one and only god. He hates it when you listen to the lies of Steven Seagal, which are not limited to evolution but include every religion (other than Chuck Norrisism, of course) as well. He is a crafty one, that Steven.

OK. Go on. I am listening.

Get this book, and it will tell you all you need to know. If you are serious, that is. Don't mind the "The unauthorized parody" sticker on it. That was placed there by agents of Steven Seagal. That fucker.

http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/...Norris.png

[Dark Wanderer]

(03-05-2016 02:09 PM)Alla Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 09:01 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  what is logic?

I wish I knew.
But I do like fancy words.

You shouldn't use words that you don't understand. Chuck Norris does not approve.

[Alla]

(03-05-2016 02:20 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 02:09 PM)Alla Wrote:  I wish I knew.
But I do like fancy words.

You shouldn't use words that you don't understand. Chuck Norris does not approve.

So?

[Dark Wanderer]

(03-05-2016 02:51 PM)Alla Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 02:20 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  You shouldn't use words that you don't understand. Chuck Norris does not approve.

So?

So he will roundhouse kick you into oblivion if you persist.

[Alla]

(03-05-2016 02:57 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 02:51 PM)Alla Wrote:  So?

So he will roundhouse kick you into oblivion if you persist.

Why? any particular reason?

[Dark Wanderer]

(03-05-2016 03:13 PM)Alla Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 02:57 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  So he will roundhouse kick you into oblivion if you persist.

Why? any particular reason?

Because Chuck Norris doesn't suffer fools. You should strive to be more Chucklike in all things. Chuck Norris is no fool.

So are you going to get the book?

[Alla]

(03-05-2016 03:17 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 03:13 PM)Alla Wrote:  Why? any particular reason?

Because Chuck Norris doesn't suffer fools. You should strive to be more Chucklike in all things. Chuck Norris is no fool.

So are you going to get the book?

I will check if they have in the library.

[Dark Wanderer]

(03-05-2016 04:21 PM)Alla Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 03:17 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  Because Chuck Norris doesn't suffer fools. You should strive to be more Chucklike in all things. Chuck Norris is no fool.

So are you going to get the book?

I will check if they have in the library.

I doubt they will. Steven Seagal controls most of the libraries.

[Leo]

(03-05-2016 04:28 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 04:21 PM)Alla Wrote:  I will check if they have in the library.

I doubt they will. Steven Seagal controls most of the libraries.

[Leo]

(03-05-2016 01:40 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  

(03-05-2016 11:42 AM)Leo Wrote:  Well. Chucksterism and Christianity (and Mormonism ) are based in legendary characters. But the "legendary " Chuck Norris is more impressive. The Chuck Norris facts are the absolute truth. The "real life" Chuck Norris is boring.

So Legendary Chuck Norris is like the god of the old testament and real Chuck Norris is like Jesus, basically.

Both are very very similar gods. With the difference that Chuck Norris is aproximate 1000 trillion times more powerful than Yahweh or Jesus. Nobody can see Jesus or Yahweh but millions of people see Chuck Norris.