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05-11-2012, 01:34 PM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
The most effective way to ensure that your conquest is a success is to just buy the reward and skip the quest altogether, but if you've ever used cheat codes before, you know, it's just not as satisfying.

Did I mention that not despite, but because it annoys people, it is fun to occasionally use the unnecessarily long and confusing run-on sentences, and they will continue to read another afterward, just because it annoys them, people are self-hating, and you are proof of that? Fragments annoy.
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05-11-2012, 02:58 PM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(05-11-2012 01:11 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(05-11-2012 12:22 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I wouldn't use that as a tactic, but it is a sad point of fact that I got more "pussy" when I was a Christian than since. Weeping
I got more when I was a drug addict than now. Just sayin'. Consider

Well, duh.

(05-11-2012 11:24 AM)I and I Wrote:  ...... of course I wouldn't do it either, it seems totally juvenile and immature to even think that way, I was just curious about whether anyone here would.....


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05-11-2012, 03:54 PM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(05-11-2012 12:46 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I'm really the only one who wouldn't have a problem lying for some pussy?

Consider

Hmm...
I didn't say I wouldn't lie, I just probably wouldn't pretend to be a christian.
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05-11-2012, 06:04 PM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(05-11-2012 03:54 PM)I and I Wrote:  
(05-11-2012 12:46 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I'm really the only one who wouldn't have a problem lying for some pussy?

Consider

Hmm...
I didn't say I wouldn't lie, I just probably wouldn't pretend to be a christian.

You'd pretend to be what? An architect?
Then when she asks what kind, you respond with an Architect of the Proletariat gaining power over the Bourgeoise!

Oh wait...that wouldn't be lying, would it? Sad
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05-11-2012, 06:06 PM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(05-11-2012 03:54 PM)I and I Wrote:  
(05-11-2012 12:46 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I'm really the only one who wouldn't have a problem lying for some pussy?

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Hmm...
I didn't say I wouldn't lie, I just probably wouldn't pretend to be a christian.
Really. If I'm gonna lie, I'm gonna be a Satanist. Duh. Evil_monster
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05-11-2012, 06:13 PM
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Re: RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(05-11-2012 07:00 AM)I and I Wrote:  Coffeedrinker
If you met a hot woman and she wanted you to go to church with her, would you go if you knew there was a chance at going to the holy land?

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Discuss amongst yourselves.

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06-11-2012, 05:24 AM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(05-11-2012 03:54 PM)I and I Wrote:  
(05-11-2012 12:46 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  I'm really the only one who wouldn't have a problem lying for some pussy?

Consider

Hmm...
I didn't say I wouldn't lie, I just probably wouldn't pretend to be a christian.
Why not? Are you a christian already, so you believe it to be "sacred"? Or are you not a christian and still, for some dumbassed reason, believe it to be "sacred"?
As Erx implied; there's no difference between lying about your beliefs and lying about your profession.
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06-11-2012, 11:42 PM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
It's been so long that I forget what pussy tastes like, but my answer is a resounding NO.
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06-11-2012, 11:54 PM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(06-11-2012 11:42 PM)dclarion Wrote:  It's been so long that I forget what pussy tastes like, but my answer is a resounding NO.
Not a muffled NO ? Tongue
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07-11-2012, 12:08 AM
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RE: would you pretend to be a christian just to get some pussy?
(06-11-2012 11:54 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(06-11-2012 11:42 PM)dclarion Wrote:  It's been so long that I forget what pussy tastes like, but my answer is a resounding NO.
Not a muffled NO ? Tongue
Like I said, babe, it's been a LONG time. If you know any ladies who wouldn't mind dating a transie, send them over. Big Grin
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