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31-12-2014, 10:12 AM
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I must say, you guys were much more helpful than the nurse on the phone who spent 10minutes getting my details before having to look the problem up to which her grand solution was a) hold a light up to your ear because sometimes bugs are drawn to the light (I fucking shit you not, this was one of this bitches suggestions... she's a registered nurse...) and b) rinse it out with water, which I didn't need to waste 10 minutes giving you my details for her to tell me that...


I killed the fucking thing but it's still in there.
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31-12-2014, 10:13 AM
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Seriously, Muffs. Use alcohol.

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31-12-2014, 10:13 AM
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I don't have any, I don't drink.
My flatmates have half a bottle of red wine on the bench but that's it.
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31-12-2014, 10:14 AM
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Use a dropper to fill your dang ear up with alcohol, lean over, let it drip out. Repeat until the bug is dislodged. This is infinitely safer than water.

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31-12-2014, 10:15 AM
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(31-12-2014 10:13 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I don't have any, I don't drink.
My flatmates have half a bottle of red wine on the bench but that's it.

You're an idiot.

I love you.

But yeah.

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31-12-2014, 10:15 AM
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It's a bit ironic that someone named Earmuffs got something in the ear. [Image: 59EcRH2.gif]

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31-12-2014, 10:15 AM
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I don't have a dropper either.
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31-12-2014, 10:16 AM
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This stuff.

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Not drinking alcohol, retard.

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31-12-2014, 10:17 AM
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(31-12-2014 10:15 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I don't have a dropper either.

Then make a funnel out of paper.

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31-12-2014, 10:18 AM
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Yea I don't have that stuff either.
In my bathroom cabinet consists of toothpaste, a toothbrush, a comb and an electric shaver.
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