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31-12-2014, 10:18 AM
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK it's still alive!!! I thought I killed it.
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31-12-2014, 10:20 AM
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Soak some tissue in the alcohol and squeeze the drops into your ear.
Hurry before it eat its way into your brain!
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31-12-2014, 10:25 AM
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(31-12-2014 10:18 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK it's still alive!!! I thought I killed it.

Just keep flushing with warm water. Do it for 5 minutes.

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31-12-2014, 10:27 AM
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There's has to be something open. Go to a pharmacy/store and get some alcohol. You can get 16 oz. for like $1 USD, so it can't be that much more in NZ. It's going to be the best and most effective way to kill the bug and get it out of your ear.

Seriously.

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31-12-2014, 10:30 AM
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Stick you whole head under water for about twenty minutes.

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31-12-2014, 10:31 AM
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(31-12-2014 10:30 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Stick you whole head under water for about twenty minutes.

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Shooting himself in the ear is more effective and takes less time.

But, he's apparently "serious".

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31-12-2014, 10:32 AM
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I know bugger all about this stuff. If he has access to anybody with sober hands and a pair of tweezers then would that be an option?

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31-12-2014, 10:34 AM
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(31-12-2014 10:31 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(31-12-2014 10:30 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Stick you whole head under water for about twenty minutes.

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Shooting himself in the ear is more effective and takes less time.

But, he's apparently "serious".

That's just selfish, though. Someone will have to clear that up.

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31-12-2014, 10:35 AM
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(31-12-2014 10:32 AM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  I know bugger all about this stuff. If he has access to anybody with sober hands and a pair of tweezers then would that be an option?

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31-12-2014, 10:37 AM
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Then I think I need to echo everybody else: Drown the bastard.

Alcohol if an option, warm water if not.

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