Hello, everybody. First off, everything I read, both theist and atheist, claim that I cannot be both. However, I am a horrible atheist and a worse theist. I don’t believe in overt proselytizing whether it is door to door or through legislation but I have some skill proselytizing for either side when asked. So, what am I? (I will forgo the puns for now) I will let you decide if I am an atheist posing as a theist or a theist who just won’t fully let go and be an atheist but I can argue either way so let me know if you want me to argue the theology or the philosophy of an issue. Really I am Taoist which is non-theistic but does not prohibit theism and it explores duality so you can see how it might be a safe place for me to reside, lol. I am also a bit silly, my favorite atheist are Isaac Asimov, Duglas Adams, Carl Sagan and Lenard Sussken while my favorite theist are CS Lewis, Albert Einstein, Gregor Mendel, and RC Sproll. I hope this is ok with those on this board.