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21-04-2015, 09:33 PM
RE: you may address me as Sir Tarzan
(21-04-2015 09:14 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm not a member of Knights of Columbus but I am a patron 'cause they got like the best price on draft beer in the area. "Draw us another pitcher Sir Tarzan! And keep the green bow on your cock to yourself."

But that's the best part of the "dinner and a show" night. Sad that's when I get to wave my sword around.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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21-04-2015, 09:56 PM (This post was last modified: 21-04-2015 10:03 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: you may address me as Sir Tarzan
(21-04-2015 09:33 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  
(21-04-2015 09:14 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm not a member of Knights of Columbus but I am a patron 'cause they got like the best price on draft beer in the area. "Draw us another pitcher Sir Tarzan! And keep the green bow on your cock to yourself."

But that's the best part of the "dinner and a show" night. Sad that's when I get to wave my sword around.

no. no. just no. for the love of God and all you hold sacred and holy... No

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21-04-2015, 10:23 PM
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(21-04-2015 09:56 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(21-04-2015 09:33 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  But that's the best part of the "dinner and a show" night. Sad that's when I get to wave my sword around.

no. no. just no. for the love of God and all you hold sacred and holy... No


Will they have a professional sword swallower at the show too?


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21-04-2015, 11:38 PM
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(21-04-2015 10:23 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(21-04-2015 09:56 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  no. no. just no. for the love of God and all you hold sacred and holy... No


Will they have a professional sword swallower at the show too?


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That was brilliant. absolutely brilliant.

I'm homophobic in the same way that I'm arachnophobic. I'm not scared of gay people but I'm going to scream if I find one in my bath.

I'm. Also homophobic in the same way I'm arachnophobic. I'm scared of spiders but I'd still fuck'em.
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21-04-2015, 11:52 PM
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