Shout Box
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 09:30 -- Motherfucker gonna ask me what my extension is - you got my extension right bitch but I ain't answering 'cause I'm on my goddamn break! Don't fuck with my break! >.<
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 09:30 -- *deep breath* Getting your hair done after work. Cold beer in the fridge. Chocolate iced brownies...
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 09:29 -- Finally off the goddamn phone. Fuckers fuck with my break one more goddamn time. Angry
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 08:49 -- Chocolate iced brownies at home Hobo
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 08:43 -- Getting hair done after work... Cold beer in the fridge at home... Hobo
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 08:42 -- Got to talk to one of my least favorite agents. He got my name wrong twice. Dodgy
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 08:41 -- sheesh Hobo Facepalm
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 08:28 -- I don't know if I like being a senior member of the department. Too many people ask me questions now. Hobo
» Escape Artist - 16-08-19 07:24 -- Okay, EA. Just remember... No matter how bad today might get, you are getting your hair done after work. Repeat after me: getting your hair done after work. Sleepy *ohm*
» Reltzik - 16-08-18 16:27 -- Just tape up a sign at your cubicle that says "Working, do not disturb except for business or emergencies"
» Escape Artist - 16-08-18 14:50 -- That feeling when you remember that you won some really cool stuff online from a favorite author but then also remember that you're probably never going to get it. Sad
» Escape Artist - 16-08-18 12:57 -- Hmm. I'm craving some Dentyne gum. Hobo
» Escape Artist - 16-08-18 10:11 -- My themes of late all have to do with parents and mourning/loss. Hobo
» Escape Artist - 16-08-18 10:11 -- *Writes self a short-story to help speed the morning along* Big Grin
» Escape Artist - 16-08-18 07:40 -- And of course everybody is making a point to talk to me - in the morning Dodgy Savages Hobo
» Escape Artist - 16-08-18 07:29 -- Aaaaand my Friday is already screwed. Why me? Sad
» Escape Artist - 16-08-18 07:18 -- Tongue Smile
» Reltzik - 16-08-17 22:24 -- Just say you plan to raise them atheist. That way you leave open the possibility that you believe in an afterlife, but you're making sure they don't go to the same place your dad is. That will fix everything!
» GenesisNemesis - 16-08-17 19:02 -- Quick, hide from the thought police
» Escape Artist - 16-08-17 14:46 -- Oops. So I think I said something today at work that betrays my lack of belief in an afterlife. I told a girl up here at work that one (among many) of the reasons I want to have a tubal ligation is because I wouldn't want to have any children that my dad will never get to meet.
» Escape Artist - 16-08-17 13:46 -- Afternoon is dragging by again today Hobo
» Reltzik - 16-08-17 13:15 -- It's all about what kind of cupcakes you make. I recommend tomato-mint cupcakes with garlic-chocolate icing.
» Escape Artist - 16-08-17 13:10 -- I needs a nap Sleepy
» Revenant77x - 16-08-17 12:36 -- after the 3rd or 4th dozen you wont want to eat any more cupcakes
» Revenant77x - 16-08-17 12:35 -- in bulk
» GenesisNemesis - 16-08-17 12:30 -- how can one bake cupcakes without eating them though :O